30,000$ for my Son!

[kingthebadger]

we're selling our son for $30k. There's nothing sinister about this, he's not going into child slavery or anything, Randy and Linda just really liked his demeanor, and they're keen on a Kiwi kid because they're usually so healthy. I hear $30 grand is really good value these days. So help me out: what would be a good swag of gadgets to get hold of for US$30,000?' " This one definitely raises a lot of important questions. $30k is a lot of gadgets, so you must choose wisely!

http://slashdot.org/articles/05/03/31/2116249.shtml?tid=126

 

[Danimal]

How old is this child...

 

[kingthebadger]

32 Lol...

 

[Danimal]

Oh, you didn't quote it... I thought YOU were selling a child.

 

[AntiAnto]

How old is this child...

The title says

Man Sells Baby to Pay for Gadgets

 

[Danimal]

Before you saw this, Kingthebadger didn't quote anything or had any links... I was slightly worried.

 

[AntiAnto]

Before you saw this, Kingthebadger didn't quote anything or had any links... I was slightly worried.

How silly of him...*sighs*

 

[Harryz]

April Fools possibly?

 

[jondy]

Does everyone not understand that this is the mother****ing first of april? Heh....

 

[ríomhaire]

April Fools possibly?

that's what I thought when I saw the date at the top

 

[Danimal]

"Posted by CmdrTaco on Friday April 01, @07:05AM
from the dead-batteries-instead-of-dirty-diapers dept."

 

[CREMATOR666]

I feel happy for the baby

 

[CptStern]

I'll rent out my son for a x800xt pe ...you can make monthly payments if you cant afford to pay at once

 

[Murray_H]

I'll rent out my son for a x800xt pe ...you can make monthly payments if you cant afford to pay at once

So you're making him a rent boy? I'm sending Mr. T round to your house to kill you!

 

[CptStern]

ya I want him back eventually (who else is going to mow the lawn?) ...so he's just a rental for now


oh and you tell Mr T I've been practicing with this punching bag, so bring it on

 

[KoreBolteR]

do people do the April Fools in every country?? :O

 

[Hectic Glenn]

ya I want him back eventually (who else is going to mow the lawn?) ...so he's just a rental for now


oh and you tell Mr T I've been practicing with this punching bag, so bring it on

I don't like that picture, makes me think Mr T has been wrapped up by a big spider ;(

 

[Bad^Hat]

KIWI KIIIIIIIIIIDS are WEEEETBIIIIIIIX KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!!!!

 

[Danimal]

Woo! leet-bix!

 

[bliink]

Pretty much every slashdot article today is an April Fools one.

 

[Tr0n]

HAHA!April fools!




....God april fools day sucks.