$40 on the net.

[Dog--]

Ok, so here is the story:

I was going to buy this thing that you plug into your guitar, and then plug headphones into it to get your sound, no amp, and very portable.

I got my mom to put $40 on her credit card (she's smart, she's got the one that you need to put money on first before buying things). Because I was going to order it on the net, turns out it was more then $40 (tax and S&H and all that crap, and I also thought it was $35 plus tax, it turns out it was $39.99 plus tax).. So my dad is just taking me to a music store tomorrow (I'll bring my bank card there, $420 woo), and I'll buy one there and I'm sure alot more things.

So now I have $40 on a credit card I can spend, and the catch is she can't take any money OFF of it, she can only put money ON it. So I HAVE to spend it on something. I don't know what. I'm not going to tell her I won't be spending it because I don't want to piss her off (she's had a bad day today). I never told her what I was buying, so I can buy whatever I want.



Long story short: I have $40 on a credit card that I need to spend on the net.


What should I buy that costs $40 on the net?


Whoever says porn gets a kick square in the balls.

Also keep in mind it doesn't have to cost exactly $40, but $20 is the least.

 

[Que-Ever]

Your mom would get pissed if you DIDN'T spend her money? Huh.

You could probably get a good set of strings :/

 

[VirusType2]

listed in order of importance

blow up doll
new mouse
ram stick
burrito that looks like jesus

 

[Sam]

How much is Psychonauts on Steam?

 

[Dog--]

It's not her money, I made that money at my job, it's just her credit card. I gave her the money too put on the card, but I made her go through the hassle of going to the bank on her day off and everything, and I don't want to feel like an ass and have made her do all that for no reason..

 

[Pesmerga]

You could buy an electric vibrating dildo.

 

[Letters]

Steam + iTunes (or Amazon), there ya go!

 

[CyberPitz]

Starcraft Anthology?

 

[Dog--]

Oh, I forgot to mention, I've got dial-up. So preferably just things like eBay items, or stuff off of internet stores. Sorry.

I also should mention I don't really want any video games (shock!), I've bought many, many of them since I got my job, and I'd really rather stop playing games for now.

 

[Pesmerga]

Why don't you get a job and stop making such a big deal about $40.

 

[Dog--]

Are... Are you retarded? Did I not say (twice) that I have a job?

 

[Escaep]

Donate it all to the Zimbabwe Ski Team. http://www.zimskiteam.com/charities.html

 

[VirusType2]

an internet prostitute. $40 should get you like 4,000 characters of HAWT cyber text

 

[Asus]

If there is nothing online that you can think of to buy then just use it at a store. Although if something is online then it is usually cheaper.

random thoughts:
headcrab from Valve's store
Game
New mouse or keyboard
CDs and DVDs

 

[Sam]

How much is Psychonauts on Amazon?

 

[Pesmerga]

Are... Are you retarded? Did I not say (twice) that I have a job?

You said it once. You made $40 at your job and you made your mom put it on her debit card without even knowing what to buy? Why don't you save it. Or buy your dying mother a gift. This thread is ****ing stupid. Buy a god damn months worth of cigarettes or something so you leave this earth a little sooner.

 

[Asus]

You said it once. You made $40 at your job and you made your mom put it on her debit card without even knowing what to buy? Why don't you save it. Or buy your dying mother a gift. This thread is ****ing stupid. Buy a god damn months worth of cigarettes or something so you leave this earth a little sooner.

He knew what he wanted to buy. It just happened to cost more than he thought. So the $40 on the card is going to go unused.

 

[Azner]

This
But you'd have to fight for it with me and sam

 

[Dog--]

You said it once.

I made that money at my job

of them since I got my job

You made $40 at your job and you made your mom put it on her debit card without even knowing what to buy?

I was going to buy this thing that you plug into your guitar, and then plug headphones into it to get your sound, no amp, and very portable.

(I'll bring my bank card there, $420 woo)

Why don't you save it.

$40, you yourself said it's not alot.

Why don't you get a job and stop making such a big deal about $40.

Or buy your dying mother a gift. This thread is ****ing stupid. Buy a god damn months worth of cigarettes or something so you leave this earth a little sooner.

You're an idiot...



Thanks to everyone else for atleast contributing positively to the thread.

I found this site and I think I might buy something from there, maybe 2 things.. I still don't know what few things to buy..

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/

 

[Kula Meenur]

Buy a cd from amazon D:

 

[Pesmerga]

Wow and he decides to get something from thinkgeek. Let me guess, it uses LEDs. lawl.

 

[Dog--]

Ah shit, shipping is more then the actual items.. Stupid ass site.. The internet sucks.

 

[Asus]

best thing from that site (although if it was me I would still prefer getting at least a CD over anything on that site)

 

[Saturos]

Ah shit, shipping is more then the actual items.. Stupid ass site.. The internet sucks.

LOL, just read in MAD the other day about the downside to shopping over the internets. The carpal-tunnel inducing typing while searching for good sites to shop equates to the corn-inducing walking while walking around the mall to shop. The only difference is there's no food court.

Yes, shipping costs do suck. You can thank the f**ing gas prices for that though.

 

[VirusType2]

Just read in MAD the other day about the downside to shopping over the internets. The carpal-tunnel inducing typing while searching for good sites to shop equates to the corn-inducing walking while walking around the mall to shop. The only difference is there's no food court.

Yes, shipping costs do suck. You can thank the f**ing gas prices for that though.

It's all the dinosaurs fault.


I can't ****ing stand internet shopping.

Great prices, and shipping isn't a bad value if you buy multiple items, but I have grown to hate it to the extent that I sit there cursing and banging shit around while navigating the maze of stupid ****ing page loading madness and ****ing idiotic search engines that can't find a ****ing clue.

And why does each page have to be filled to the ****ing brim with CRAP. If I type in DVD burner, ****ing show me all the ****ing DVD burners you have and let me filter the list. They all look the same, I don't need 15 images from every angle with rotating 3D polygons. I don't want to flip through 36 pages of ANYTHING, not even PORN. **** YOU

and shopping in town blows too


**** shopping

I'll pay someone to buy shit for me. oh! I just need a wife

 

[Saturos]

****ing idiotic search engines

Let me guess, you use google? LOL, google is the sh***tiest search engine ever conceived. Most of them do suck all around though. That's why I hardly ever use them unless I know exactly what I'm looking for. Otherwise I just type in URL's of sites I know exist.

P.S. Is it past your bedtime or something Virus?

 

[VirusType2]

Yeah, just blowing off some steam. It started off as a simple rant, then - the memories. I was reliving the moment. No really, I was just trying to be funny.


Yeah, i got 3 hours sleep last night and i've been up forever.

yeah, i'm tired.

EDIT: U DON LIKE GOOGLE? what do you use?

I love google, I was talking about the built-in search engines websites use. So poor


looking for LITE-ON brand DVD burners wanted to narrow the list

damn websites .. you have to figure out how they list it . could be liteon, could be lite-on, could be lite on. Can't they figure what you want? then if you search lite-on DVD burner you get blank DVD's on the page. !!!! (i tried + signs too)

I'm going to go watch cartoons.

 

[Krynn72]

You fail at the internet Virus. If it takes you more than five minutes to find the specific product you want, then you failed.

 

[VirusType2]

**** the internet

ITS LIKE IT DOESNT UNDERSTAND ME ANYMORE

 

[Monique]

Me and the internet are this [ ] close.

To the OP: http://allposters.com has some amazing posters and deals sometime. It had free shipping a few days ago though, that deal's usually once every few months so you missed out

 

[Kula Meenur]

**** the internet

ITS LIKE IT DOESNT UNDERSTAND ME ANYMORE

Lol'd and sigged.

Saturos is right tho, i only use google if i know the exact idea of what i'm lookin for.

 

[VirusType2]

oh, I've had sigs turned off for a few days. I should put it back

I had images turned off too, but I posted something and wanted to make sure it linked

 

[mindless_moder]

buy some T's on http://threadless.com
OR
look up some sellers in your area on http://ebay.com or http://craigslist.com .

 

[Azner]

I'm going to go watch cartoons.

Virus, once again, may i question your age.
No offense.

 

[Rizzo]

Im with you virus. **** internet. All i got is crap these days.
To OP, don't buy geeky shit like that. Buy some dumbbells or some Ephedrine. Be geneticly different bro.
Pushing it to the max, Yeah baby!

 

[VirusType2]

Virus, once again, may i question your age.
No offense.

oh adults don't watch cartoons jesus christ that would make them childish god forbid they be seen at a disney movie, which are some of the highest grossing films

just ****ing with you, adults actually do watch cartoons believe it or not.


You see, let me tell you a story about **** you. where i was ****ing your mom and after i was done i didn't wnt to listen to her bitch anymore so i put on the tv and there was this classic WB cartoon that i probably didn't get to see because when I was a kid we had like 2 stations and 2 of them didn't really work. anyway, I started laughing my ****ing balls off. Then I went to bed. like this ---> X)

Your Pal,
Sylvester

 

[Azner]

Edit0

 

[Kula Meenur]

You see, let me tell you a story about **** you. where i was ****ing your mom and after i was done i didn't wnt to listen to her bitch anymore so i put on the tv and there was this classic WB cartoon that i probably didn't get to see because when I was a kid we had like 2 stations and 2 of them didn't really work. anyway, I started laughing my ****ing balls off. Then I went to bed. like this ---> X)

D: Virus what the hell :|

 

[Azner]

D: Virus what the hell :|

lolfraction

 

[Bad^Hat]

oh adults don't watch cartoons jesus christ that would make them childish god forbid they be seen at a disney movie, which are some of the highest grossing films

just ****ing with you, adults actually do watch cartoons believe it or not.


You see, let me tell you a story about **** you. where i was ****ing your mom and after i was done i didn't wnt to listen to her bitch anymore so i put on the tv and there was this classic WB cartoon that i probably didn't get to see because when I was a kid we had like 2 stations and 2 of them didn't really work. anyway, I started laughing my ****ing balls off. Then I went to bed. like this ---> X)

Your Pal,
Sylvester

On a completely unrelated note, how much pot could you get for $40?