50 Most Loathsome People in America

[DeusExMachina]

The List

I gotta say...I...completely agree. Especially with 4th place.

 

[CptStern]

I agree with the top 10 although Ann coulter (#27) should have been there instead of michael jackson ..also Robertson should be in the top 5 but I think bush should be tops atm ..everything that comes out of his mouth is just bullshot lately

 

[15357]

I get a 403. Could anyone just copy and paste, please?

 

[CptStern]

it's about 5 pages worth of text

 

[VictimOfScience]

Hilary Clinton should be MUCH higher up on the list.
George Lucas should not even be on it.
Terry Schiavo shouldn't be on it either--sure, she was an idiot, but worse than Bruce Chapman??? Come on...
And Michael Jackson is worse than the BTK killer??? No, no, no.

Still, right on so many counts.

I am still frankly annoyed with so much negative focus being placed on the US in particular. I know that as the last superpower, we are up for the most scrutiny, but surely there are worse people affecting the world right now. I would certainly like to see a few similar lists:

1) A list of the most wonderful people in the US.
2) A list of the most loathsome people in the world.
3) A list of the most wonderful people in the world.w

All of this negative focus on the US is really starting to get tiresome. And we'll likely have to hear it for another 3 years! Ugh...the horror.

 

[Raziaar]

I didn't know alot of the people on there.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I am still frankly annoyed with so much negative focus being placed on the US in particular. I know that as the last superpower, we are up for the most scrutiny, but surely there are worse people affecting the world right now. I would certainly like to see a few similar lists:

1) A list of the most wonderful people in the US.
2) A list of the most loathsome people in the world.
3) A list of the most wonderful people in the world.w

All of this negative focus on the US is really starting to get tiresome. And we'll likely have to hear it for another 3 years! Ugh...the horror.

While I'm sick of it as well, I see it as karma. We made the USSR look like a bunch of baby raping village pillaging barbarians, this is what we get in return. And not to mention all the other stupid shit we did between the 1950s and 1990.

 

[CptStern]

Hilary Clinton should be MUCH higher up on the list.
George Lucas should not even be on it.
Terry Schiavo shouldn't be on it either--sure, she was an idiot, but worse than Bruce Chapman??? Come on...
And Michael Jackson is worse than the BTK killer??? No, no, no.

Still, right on so many counts.

I am still frankly annoyed with so much negative focus being placed on the US in particular. I know that as the last superpower, we are up for the most scrutiny, but surely there are worse people affecting the world right now. I would certainly like to see a few similar lists:

1) A list of the most wonderful people in the US.
2) A list of the most loathsome people in the world.
3) A list of the most wonderful people in the world.w

All of this negative focus on the US is really starting to get tiresome. And we'll likely have to hear it for another 3 years! Ugh...the horror.

more than that if the neo-cons retain a stranglehold on the government


I cant help but comment that while you have somewhat of a point this isnt the case here. This is criticism of americans BY americans. The international criticism? well you're going to have to swallow it because it's justified

 

[bvasgm]

33. Johnny Damon

Charges: Any baseball player with highlights in his hair should be faced with the same penalty system applied to those using performance-enhancing steroids. It’s ruining the game. And if a ball player is going to grow a beard, it should be a Charlie Manson/Thurman Munson scraggle of bushy whiskers, not a neatly manicured and softly conditioned frame for your pretty face. The only thing that got Damon to step into line and quit hair-farming was a 52 million dollar check from the New York Yankees. Boston prayed for the multi-bladed Gillette that officially made him a Yankee to slip while gliding over his Adam’s apple and spill his lifeblood into the bathroom sink.

Exhibit A: Going from the Red Sox to the Yankees is like ****ing the guy that murdered your husband.

Sentence: Killed by barrage of hurled D cell batteries when he takes the field at Fenway next season.

Win.

Awsome find by the way.

 

[VictimOfScience]

more than that if the neo-cons retain a stranglehold on the government

Hopefully we have all learned our lesson by now, but crazier things have happened. Look at Germany in the 30s for instance. :|

I cant help but comment that while you have somewhat of a point this isnt the case here. This is criticism of americans BY americans.

No, no--I understand that. It just gets me down, but hopefully if we can get enough people to feel this way, they can vote and change things so we won't have to feel this way again. Nobody wants to be ashamed of their country forever, right?

The international criticism? well you're going to have to swallow it because it's justified

Yeah, yeah, I know. Its still tiresome, but yes, justified thanks to our radical new (and some not so new) policies. I just wish people would focus a little more on all of the other governments that were f**king up this world apart from us--the US is only part of a much larger problem!

 

[CptStern]

Hopefully we have all learned our lesson by now, but crazier things have happened. Look at Germany in the 30s for instance. :|

yes but this is now that was then ...i think many people are dismayed at the fact that knowing all this Bush was STILL voted into office

No, no--I understand that. It just gets me down, but hopefully if we can get enough people to feel this way, they can vote and change things so we won't have to feel this way again. Nobody wants to be ashamed of their country forever, right?

I dont think you should feel ashamed ..angry but not ashamed.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Its still tiresome, but yes, justified thanks to our radical new (and some not so new) policies. I just wish people would focus a little more on all of the other governments that were f**king up this world apart from us--the US is only part of a much larger problem!

yes but you're in the middle of war, and bad things keep surfacing (torture, domestic spying, lies that led to war etc) ..so of course you're going to be in the spot light for a long time to come

 

[gick]

Hmmm, interesting. As an outsider, I generally agree, especially with number 1 and number 7.

 

[clarky003]

Its pretty facecious, but its simple.. those american politicians in power are giving the country a bad name.

I know there has to be a wide majority of good hearted, ethical, and moral american's, why their not in power or doing something about the rich idiot's who get into positions of power I do not know.

 

[Lt. Drebin]

Too true.

The humor of this list is really getting me here. I'm absolutly suffering trying to not laugh out loud at work. The punishments for some of these scumbags are priceless and deserved. Good stuff. Larry The Cable Guy......sent back in time for the sole purpose of having Mark Twain's cigars extinguished on his face.....omfg....I'm honestly crying.

 

[VictimOfScience]

yes but this is now that was then ...i think many people are dismayed at the fact that knowing all this Bush was STILL voted into office

You realize of course that he wasn't actually voted into office the first time, right? :dozey:

I dont think you should feel ashamed ..angry but not ashamed.

I am both angry and ashamed. I am ashamed that so many of my countrymen are flipping idiots that helped bring this country to its knees in the global public's eyes. I am angry that I have to deal with this crap for another 3 years at least!.

yes but you're in the middle of war, and bad things keep surfacing (torture, domestic spying, lies that led to war etc) ..so of course you're going to be in the spot light for a long time to come

Ugh, I know--September 11th led to SO MANY policy changes that it staggers the mind! EVERYTHING changed on that one day. I have heard it argued that the next age of man didn't start with the turn of the century, but rather with those attacks because the world is such a radically different place than it was before, just like with WWII. As the world's only superpower, we have had a lot of adjusting to do in order to acclimate ourselves to the new climate of war (which will be the climate here on Earth for a long long time to come). No longer can a large, relatively immobile but mighty military machine be enough--we not only need advanced technology, but we need an agile force of highly-trained and effective units that can be dispatched anywhere on the globe in an extraordinarily short amount of time. We also need domestic policy that protects the rights of the citizens, but also ensures their safety. Sacrifices will have to be made on the parts of the policy-makers and the people in order to achieve this balance. Its not happening right now and hopefully the new blood in office this year and in 3 years will help us achieve these goals with a much higher degree of success.

 

[Yuri]

That was f*cking hilarious. Especially Tom Cruise, Paris, and Cheney. And I'm down with #1 the most. Hah.

Some of you need to keep in mind that this isn't the Official Guide to People the Public Should Hate, but rather its simply social and political satire. As in, lighten the f*ck up, no one cares who you think should have been #1 or #40 or whatever.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

George Lucas isn't so much loathsome as he is sad.

What I loathe more is that the prequels were mega-hits, when all the ticket-buyers including myself, should have known better.

The rest of the list, I agree with.

 

[Razor]

I agree with the top 10 although Ann coulter (#27) should have been there instead of michael jackson ..also Robertson should be in the top 5 but I think bush should be tops atm ..everything that comes out of his mouth is just bullshot lately

Bush might sprout crap most of the team but it's Cheney feeding him the crap so i agree with the consensous that Cheney be higher on the list then Bush.

 

[CptStern]

ya I agree, but I like to blame the guy on top moreso than his henchmen ..even if the henchmen are the ones pulling the strings ..but we shouldnt be talking about this, some people might get annoyed that we're doling out opinions when they've made it clear they dont care

 

[xombine]

I really didn't need to see that drawing of Pat Robertson.

 

[Yuri]

I really didn't need to see that drawing of Pat Robertson.

What, you've never seen a penis before?

The penis of an evil demon, that is.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

The sentences they give out are the best, lol.

The list needs more Jack Thompson. It's the only change I would make.

 

[VictimOfScience]

this isn't the Official Guide to People the Public Should Hate

Hey! Where can I find that! Now that sounds worth reading!

The list needs more Jack Thompson. It's the only change I would make.

QFT.

 

[Icarusintel]

Where the f*ck is Oprah? This list is not complete without her.

 

[Yuri]

Where the f*ck is Oprah? This list is not complete without her.

Hahahahahahhaa!

You must not have actually read the list...

Hint: Look at #20.

 

[Icarusintel]

Hahahahahahhaa!

You must not have actually read the list...

Hint: Look at #20.

Actually, I did, but somehow I missed her... maybe I should lay off the drugs for a little bit...:dork:

 

[kaf11]

I'm only half way done and this is great.

 

[Canadian Gunner]

I personnally like #13. That guy's such a jerk.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Hilary Clinton should be MUCH higher up on the list.
George Lucas should not even be on it.
Terry Schiavo shouldn't be on it either--sure, she was an idiot, but worse than Bruce Chapman??? Come on...
And Michael Jackson is worse than the BTK killer??? No, no, no.

Still, right on so many counts.

I am still frankly annoyed with so much negative focus being placed on the US in particular. I know that as the last superpower, we are up for the most scrutiny, but surely there are worse people affecting the world right now. I would certainly like to see a few similar lists:

1) A list of the most wonderful people in the US.
2) A list of the most loathsome people in the world.
3) A list of the most wonderful people in the world.w

All of this negative focus on the US is really starting to get tiresome. And we'll likely have to hear it for another 3 years! Ugh...the horror.

What the sam hell. Terri Schiavo didn't do a damn thing but die. How is she an idiot?

 

[Que-Ever]

Is pat robertson taht one prick who said god sent hurricanes to alabama or wherever because the lesbian hosted some show there or something...?

sorry, I know about |_| that much about... anything.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Is pat robertson taht one prick who said god sent hurricanes to alabama or wherever because the lesbian hosted some show there or something...?

sorry, I know about |_| that much about... anything.

:|

Yes you're right. But I'm giving you the :| face because of "the hurricanes to alabama or wherever"

 

[JNightshade]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha that was AWESOME!

It was so true... although some of them (like George Lucas and Michael Jackson) shouldn't really have been on there- sure, they're assholes, but there are much worse assholes in America that didn't make the list. It still gets an A+ from me, though.


Exhibit A: As confirmed by a conspicuously underreported autopsy, Schiavo feels the same about her current situation as she did a year ago.
...brilliant.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

How is she an idiot?

Well being braindead didn't help.

 

[short recoil]

Well being braindead didn't help.

She wasn't an idiot, she was a vegetable.
BUSH = IDIOT

The people that kept her alive (wanted to) were the idiots.

 

[VictimOfScience]

What the sam hell. Terri Schiavo didn't do a damn thing but die. How is she an idiot?

She was an idiot for putting her own health at risk for the sake of her distorted body image. But then maybe her parents or friends are to blame if they knew about her eating disorder and didn't get her help. Or maybe society is to blame for making her feel such an insane desire to be skinny. Hard to say, but at the end of the day, she is the one who binged and purged, so she really had the biggest hand in her horrific, slow, and all too political demise.