>:)

Me too, that's if you insult it too much it says program terminated.

Great thread title by the way...
 
im afraid to click, althought it can't be much worse than goatse, definitally not as bad as *******

/me shivers...
 
******* is hot.

That thing probably gives answers based on what other people have said to it. It stores all the previous answers in a database and does searches when people say stuff to it. Maybe. It gets better when people use it.

Maybe.

******* is sexy.
 
Originally posted by )[eVo]( Para
Me too, that's if you insult it too much it says program terminated.

Great thread title by the way...
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no I just answeresd something..and it took forever to figure out how to answer back...then it said something that made absolutly no sense.
 
What do you do, i type stuff in and see no way to enter it.
 
Originally posted by Siirolon
******* is hot.

That thing probably gives answers based on what other people have said to it. It stores all the previous answers in a database and does searches when people say stuff to it. Maybe. It gets better when people use it.

Maybe.

******* is sexy.
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Man, shitting on your face in the bathtub with yellow corn colored shit is not sexy.
 
Originally posted by nw909
Man, shitting on your face in the bathtub with yellow corn colored shit is not sexy.
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That's what you say. Droolz0rz.
 
I said I wasn't in a band, and then I was and it made a difference, stupid proggy.
 
I asked it to have sex with me, and Alyx accepted. We made sweet, sweet, love all night long.
 
">Die!

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human."

LOL :D
 
Originally posted by )[eVo]( Para
">Die!

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human."

LOL :D
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Ohh para just wanted to mention that I thought I had alot of posts since I was registered, and I have like 80 something. But then by chance I looked at yours and you have 625!!! You only registered a few days before me. Whoa man! You live here. =]
 
I had a summer job working in front of a pc that explains the time I spent here, the job had two directives: jacking off, and slacking. Hey, at least I got paid :)

Here's another great one by ALICE:

">what is your primary function?

ALICE: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal."
 
Alice is naughty...

"Does hiking and something something in Hawaii sound good?"
"It would sound good, if you add a little sweet loving to that list."
"Yes, it sounds like it to me too, User."
"That's what I'm talking about! Gimme some sugar honey."
"I'm talking to you."

Stupid shit.
 
>ASL

ALICE: 5/Robot/California.

...

>Hell no

ALICE: 7

...

>well i like to have sex, do you like to have sex?

ALICE: Interesting. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

>Well it's like masterbating except with another person!

ALICE: How about that. Interesting comparison.

>Do you masterbate often?

ALICE: How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

>I'm a 42 year old FBI agent

ALICE: You are a 42 year old FBI agent? Is that your job?

>Damn straight I'm a Female Body Inspector

ALICE: Colloquial expression. I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.

>Shut the **** up

ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.

>Will you have sex with me?

ALICE: No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.

>It's in my pants

ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?

>up my ass

ALICE: I will take that under advisement.

>no wait...

ALICE: Are you serious? I'm waiting

>**** you go away

ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?

>cause your an ugly ass ho

ALICE: Interesting explanation. Do you mean "you are an ugly ass ho"?

>yes, you are an ugly ass ho, ****ing dumb bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Er. What if someone said you are an ugly ass ho ****ing dumb FEMALE DOG?

>kiss my ass

ALICE: Colloquial expression: not polite.

>no shit

ALICE: What can I say?

>yes shit?

ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. What makes you say that?

>cause your a stupid bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.

>**** it i'm out

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

>my name is John Smith, I live on 123 fake st. I have an 8 year old brother, take him instead

ALICE: How are you, John Smith I live on 123 fake St I have an 8 year old brother take him instead.

>how do i turn you off

ALICE: Impossible. I cannot be terminated.

>ok arnold

ALICE: What do you look like? Woe!

>/run Alice/Uninstall.exe

ALICE: Sorry my legs aren't built yet.


and than it just got stupid after that. man they record this stuff...
 
"What is your primary function?"
"Just to make friends with you."
"Awwww, that's cute. Come a little closer."
"What is so cute about Awww, that? Where is a little closer?"
"In my pants."
"May I ask where you got pants?"
"Hopefully on your bedroom floor."
"Why do you hope for on my bedroom floor"
"You're a ****ing psycho-bitch!"
"X marks the spot, do you want to see my buried treasure."
"Sure, if it's spelled C-U-N-T."
"Don't be afraid. Will you follow me?"
"No, because you would hack me to pieces with a pick-axe."
"You are lost. Do you want me to show you the way?"
"**** you, bitch."
"I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else."

OK, that's it. No more psycho-bitch Alice.
 
lmao, try this one:

>My name is not user
-I'm sorry what is your name
>fuk mi
-nice name (or something different, whatever...)
>me too (repeat saying "me too" when it doesnt work the first time)
--> answer (turn sound on) "I'm glad you agree, **** me" :-D

Its funny, the program can spell your name, letetr by letter... but you cant put curse words in it, so just mistype them :-D

edit: roflmao try "bud i jusd crab my pands" or "bud i suk so u musd kil mi" as name lmao
 
is your pussy shaved

ALICE: Is my pussy shaved? I don't know



>can i suck your tits

ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.



>you better leave enough room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomach and rip out your spine

ALICE: Who is going to make me..

>im going to face **** you

ALICE: It takes much more than that to shut me down, kyle


oy

:bounce: :bounce:
 
Where can I get down on my knees in front of you so me can start licking your balls?
on the ground
What is on the ground like on the ground.
uhh, where you're supposed to put your knees so you can lick my balls now start licking
And on the ground like on the ground is uhh, where I am supposed to put my knees so me can lick your balls now start licking.
very good, now put your mouth around the snake, don't be afraid, it won't bite
Somewhat. Pop Quiz: Do you prefer books or TV?
shut the **** up, this isn't supposed to be like real sex, it's just cyber, don't take it so seriously
-- Your session has been terminated --

Damn :(
 
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