9 Lives 2 Faces

Obviously, with the ramifications of this new mutated feline, there has been nothing more than an increasing amount of care and pity for the poor animal which should culminate in a fundraiser type event held by multiple school girls in a suburbian area somewhere around Oregon as that is where said cat was born. The proceeds from said fundraiser will then be sent to owner Lee Bluetear of Glide, which sounds like a witch's name for certain, and will be used to pay for her alcoholic drinks instead of expenses for the caring of the cat. Since the name of the cat is Gemini, we can assume that the owner is in cohorts with the zodiac signs and is interested in the black arts. Also, the possibility of growing minature kittens suggests something greater than us is at hand. Disney also has produced multiple witch-starring films, either as the antagonist or the protagonist, ABC, where said story was reported is own by Disney; these corporate relations help strengthen my argument. As we all know from the stereotypical witch, they have cats, but not this one.... This witch has a cat with two faces, albeit not black.

Therefore, concluding from the evidence at hand, Lee Bluetear of Glide is a witch.
 
Shens said:
Obviously, with the ramifications of this new mutated feline, there has been nothing more than an increasing amount of care and pity for the poor animal which should culminate in a fundraiser type event held by multiple school girls in a suburbian area somewhere around Oregon as that is where said cat was born. The proceeds from said fundraiser will then be sent to owner Lee Bluetear of Glide, which sounds like a witch's name for certain, and will be used to pay for her alcoholic drinks instead of expenses for the caring of the cat. Since the name of the cat is Gemini, we can assume that the owner is in cohorts with the zodiac signs and is interested in the black arts. Also, the possibility of growing minature kittens suggests something greater than us is at hand. Disney also has produced multiple witch-starring films, either as the antagonist or the protagonist, ABC, where said story was reported is own by Disney; these corporate relations help strengthen my argument. As we all know from the stereotypical witch, they have cats, but not this one.... This witch has a cat with two faces, albeit not black.

Therefore, concluding from the evidence at hand, Lee Bluetear of Glide is a witch.

ROFL Must have been bored aye.
 
Shens said:
yadadadadada
You are mad!

This is quite amazing...its one cat so when it blinks eventually after it opens its eyes will all 4 blink similtaneously? Cos that would be really weird to look at. I hope the thing can live normally. But its likely it won't live as long as the average cat.
 
jondyfun said:
4.5 lives a face, huh
so we gotta scare em to death 4 times, then scare em 1/2 to death to kill em? That seems a little complicated..would a shotgun work?
 
2-headed cat? Pfft.

Superior.
 

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cyberpitz said:
so we gotta scare em to death 4 times, then scare em 1/2 to death to kill em? That seems a little complicated..would a shotgun work?

You'd need 2 silver bullets; one for each demonic head.
 
Pesmerga said:
Joule found the old avatar?
Yeah he did, well Mech did for him.

But Axyon thats pretty amazing too, theres something you never thought you'd say...and probably never will again.
 
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