9 year old steals cars and hops plains!

CyberPitz

CyberPitz

Party Escort Bot
Joined
Aug 23, 2004
Messages
24,791
Reaction score
7
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/serv...7.wfourthgrade0117/BNStory/International/home

The boy was unhappy after his family moved to Lakewood, outside Tacoma. His odyssey began Sunday when he stole a car that was left running outside a neighbor's house, only to be spotted by police near the interchange of Interstate 5 and State Route 512.

Police pursued Semaj at speeds up to 144 kilometres an hour until he took an exit and the engine blew, after which the car went over a curb and coasted into a tree. He refused to come out of the car, so officers broke a window to unlock a door and immediately recognized him as a frequent runaway and car thief, Lt. Guttu said.

Last month he also crashed a stolen car before being caught by police in Tacoma, and more recently he was caught in Seattle in a stolen car that had run out of gas, said his mother, Sakinah Booker.

She believes he learned to drive from playing video games on a PlayStation.
Click to expand...
 
Because everybody knows driving in a video game using the D-Pad and pushing "X" is the same as putting a car into gear, pushing the gas, and stearing..

And everybody knows video games steering physics are the same...because you CAN go 100 mph, hit the ebrake, and do a 90 degree turn flawlessly.
 
She believes he learned to drive from playing video games on a PlayStation.
Click to expand...
jack thompson:*bip*bip*bip*"hm oh godness my antivideogames sense is sensing another case! quick tot he thompsoncave!"

*music start*
 
I really dont find weird the mom sayd that
c'mon that kid had the mind contaminated to be a criminal and the influence is obvious

reporter:"what you had to say about that?"
mom:dam it was the...the..the videogame,yeah the videogame, it got a glock I saw it"
 
Why are they always the parents that *think* it's because of the games they play? Parents suck.
 
Kids who steal cars:somewhat cool but stupid.

Parents who blame it all on videogames:****ing retarded.
 
mastag said:
Kids who steal cars:somewhat cool but stupid.

Parents who blame it all on videogames:****ing retarded.
Click to expand...

Getting in a 144 KPH carchase and ending it with a blown engine and forcing the cops to bust in the window for a 9 year old? Priceless.
 
/me learns lesson out of this
/me goes to play Larry :D
 
"He learned to steal cars and drive from videogames that definately shouldn't be played by him! One of them's an 18! It should be banned!"
"Where did the kid come into contact with this game?"
"At home, he got it as a christmas present"
"..."
*Bitchslap*
 
The parents are blaiming the Playstation when in fact they're the ones to blaim.
 
dekstar said:
"He learned to steal cars and drive from videogames that definately shouldn't be played by him! One of them's an 18! It should be banned!"
"Where did the kid come into contact with this game?"
"At home, he got it as a christmas present"
"..."
*Bitchslap*
Click to expand...

No freaking joke. I'd enact the law that if a parent blames a video game for a kids problems when that kid SHOULDN'T be playing it in the first place..they get a mandatory 5 bitchslaps.

Everytime they yell, thats another 5.
 
<RJMC> said:
jack thompson:*bip*bip*bip*"hm oh godness my antivideogames sense is sensing another case! quick tot he thompsoncave!"

*music start*
Click to expand...
LOL. And I thought I couldn't be more ashamed at sharing a last name with him. I want a Thompsoncave :(
 
Nananananana Nanananananana THOMPSON... THOMPSON... THHHOOOMPSONN!!!! THOMPSON... THOMPSON, THOMPSON, THOMPSON.

*funky dance music*

Man, can you believe the stupidity of some parents?
 
Parents like this shouldn't be allowed to breed.
 
Ren.182 said:
Parents like this shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Click to expand...

I'm still not against the whole, "IQ tests before giving birth" idea....

"I'm sorry..you failed your IQ test..."
*Squash baby*
 
CyberPitz said:
I'm still not against the whole, "IQ tests before giving birth" idea....

"I'm sorry..you failed your IQ test..."
*Squash baby*
Click to expand...

lol. HL2.net is so mean :D
Let's all run for presidents/mayors/kings/gods of our countries :D
 
She believes he learned to drive from playing video games on a PlayStation.

I can't even begin to describe how retarded that statement is.
 
Bad^Hat said:
LOL. And I thought I couldn't be more ashamed at sharing a last name with him. I want a Thompsoncave :(
Click to expand...
you cant hav a thompsoncave

jack thompson build him cave after theyr parents where killed by someone who trow a atari at theyr heads,and them in that moment when jack saw theyr parents whit the face covered in blood he scratched the atari that cause theyr deaths,and whit a anger scream he breaks it to pieces,in that day he sweared to eliminate videogames of the face of the earth, he found a big cave in his basement and prepared to become...jack thompson, antivideogames attorney

dum dum duuum
 
<RJMC> said:
jack thompson:*bip*bip*bip*"hm oh godness my antivideogames sense is sensing another case! quick tot he thompsoncave!"

*music start*
Click to expand...
Will you come to the U.S. and run for president? Or Congress? Or something?!

I would have beaten the kids ass the first time, and the second time......Well, I'm not at liberty to say. For now, this is where I get off.
 
I just love that they look for something to blame and not a solution to the problem.
 
I learned to drive playing Bump 'n' Jump on NES.

Oh and Rad Racer.
 
I have a 9 year old hero now. A frequent car thief at 9 years old, getting in 144kph chases? **** yes.
 
Hmm... nearly 90 in real terms! Thats pretty swift!

But yah, how do we go from X, O, square and triangle to accelerator, break, clutch, steering wheel and gear stick?
 
<RJMC> said:
you cant hav a thompsoncave

jack thompson build him cave after theyr parents where killed by someone who trow a atari at theyr heads,and them in that moment when jack saw theyr parents whit the face covered in blood he scratched the atari that cause theyr deaths,and whit a anger scream he breaks it to pieces,in that day he sweared to eliminate videogames of the face of the earth, he found a big cave in his basement and prepared to become...jack thompson, antivideogames attorney

dum dum duuum
Click to expand...
L - O - mother****ing - L :laugh:

You, good sir, are a win.
 
...lol... that kid must be pretty ****ed up with a bad role model like that.

Games influencing his life... pft... stupid bitch.
 
Koola Mena said:
...lol... that kid must be pretty ****ed up with a bad role model like that.

Games influencing his life... pft... stupid bitch.
Click to expand...

I can only imagine where I would be if Video Games altered my life....

*Sees CyberPitz working at the first ever, "Burger Time" resteraunt....with layers and layers of buns/meat/lettuce/etc. Pitz takes off, running over the items which the customers need for their order...OH NO THE SAUSAGE IS ATTACKING HIM! Quick! Throw salt at him! SCORE!*
 
Thompsonman - Ahah! Evil game developers, prepare to be defeated!
Whack! Slap! Pow! Fap!
Game developer - Stop masturbating please
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

CptStern
Drunken Cross Dressing 4 year old steals Christmas
Replies
21
Views
948
Krynn72
Krynn72
cleverendeavouR
14 year old plays cop for a day
Replies
30
Views
2K
15357
15357
David.Seth2
14 year old boy kills 2 kids for a dollar
Replies
25
Views
1K
Gemma
G
nofreeman
6-year-old Takes Video Game Skills to the Streets; Wrecks Car, Misses PE
2
Replies
41
Views
2K
Creme Egg
Creme Egg
Dog--
25 Bottles of Nyquil and Stock-Boy Goons.
Replies
26
Views
2K
Sheepo
Sheepo
Back
Top