A bank for Rednecks

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"where banking is funner"

http://www.redneckbank.com/

yes it's real:

Redneck Bank? is the Internet Banking Division of Bank of the Wichitas?, a bank that was established in 1913, is insured by the FDIC, and has a long history of excellence in the banking industry. So while we have a little fun banking together, you can rest assured your mo
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I wonder if the tellers wear overalls? WELLLL GOOOOOLLY, Y'ALL


it's p[robably the safest bank in america because either everyone is armed or they're all related SUIIIIIIII!

"Hiya Pa!"
"Hiya Jimbob"
"Howdy cousin Pearl"
"Uncle Jeb"
"Rosco!"
"Brandene says howdy doo"
"cousin ezekiel done fell off the turnip truck again"
 
I don't really find this amusing. Rednecks who don't realize there is anything wrong with them and go around proudly showing off their ignorance and misconceptions about being in the norm are hilarious. Semi-rednecks who find the idea of being a redneck funny and go about saying, "haha I'm a redneck guise" are just irritating.

I mean, if I find this amusing, what's next? The blue collar comedy tour?
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
I don't really find this amusing. Rednecks who don't realize there is anything wrong with them and go around proudly showing off their ignorance and misconceptions about being in the norm are hilarious. Semi-rednecks who find the idea of being a redneck funny and go about saying, "haha I'm a redneck guise" are just irritating.

I mean, if I find this amusing, what's next? The blue collar comedy tour?
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Touche.
 
For a second there, I though you were going to mention the insignificant little community bank in my hometown. What a silly little place.
 
I wonder if this story would be funny if it was a bank for blacks from a ghetto.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
I don't really find this amusing. Rednecks who don't realize there is anything wrong with them and go around proudly showing off their ignorance and misconceptions about being in the norm are hilarious. Semi-rednecks who find the idea of being a redneck funny and go about saying, "haha I'm a redneck guise" are just irritating.

I mean, if I find this amusing, what's next? The blue collar comedy tour?
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If yer doin' neg regrerunerr durrr in da' lawn,

yer might be rerdnekkkk!!
 
unozero said:
I wonder if this story would be funny if it was a bank for blacks from a ghetto.
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a. redneckbank is an internet bank
b. there are ghettos on the internet?
c. there are black people on the internet?
d. you may be a redneck
 
Oh sweet, finally someone keys into my desire to give illiterate people all of my money.
 
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