A Duck

[Parrot of doom]

http://deadspin.com/sports/barbaro/duck-day-afternoon-232080.php

Man shoots duck for lunch

Puts duck in fridge

Wife opens fridge, duck looking at her

Wife freaks out, duck rushed to duck-hospital

Duck-hospital try to defrost duck

Duck pronounced dead

Duck wakes up

People rejoice

Millions crowd outside duck-hospital

World peace hinges on duck fate

Film rights sold

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What. The. Monkey's. Shit.

 

[CyberPitz]

......
......
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/suicide

 

[Tyguy]

?????????

 

[Bad^Hat]

To put an old phrase into context...

**** A DUCK :|

 

[Seppo]

I don't understand internet anymore. Seriously I don't

 

[Harryz]

Read the article a couple of days back. What I didn't understand, why the **** would you shoot a duck and then to try to heal/rescue it after you found out its alive. ****in' idiots.

 

[Krynn72]

They didnt, the guy wanted to eat it, but it wasnt dead. Then his wife took it to a vet where they tried to save it.

Guy lost his ****ing duck sammich. I would be pissed.

 

[<RJMC>]

dont you see that duck is jesus

 

[kineaesth]

That's a tough duck.

 

[bam23]

**** that.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

ducky!

 

[highlander]

i fully endorse the duck and/or event

 

[Tagaziel]

Night of the Living Ducks?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

dont you see that duck is jesus

Now that you mention it.....

:O

OSHI