A Fool and his Ferrari are soon parted

[CptStern]

http://kten.mytexoma.com/_911-Call-Ferrari-Stuck-on-Tracks-Hit-by-Train/audio/395282/21876.html


MORMON! I mean moron

 

[Omnomnick]

Woman on the phone sounds more like a moron.

 

[Krynn72]

Ok tell me whachu saw bafower...

Pardon me?

Tell me whatchu saw on your way to nohwhayer.



God damn I hate the southern accent.

 

[Vegeta897]

MORMON! I mean moron

Why..

Doesn't really sound like a fool either, apart from not knowing where he is. His car got high-centered on the tracks, can't really do anything about that.

 

[Krynn72]

You can push it if you're not a pussy.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'll push your pussy.

 

[McGooTheWise]

You pussy pusher.

 

[CyberPitz]

Why..

Doesn't really sound like a fool either, apart from not knowing where he is. His car got high-centered on the tracks, can't really do anything about that.

Driving drunk
Being stupid enough to get lost in some random place
Being drunk and not seeing that the tracks are so mishapen that you can't fit over them in a car that is only a few inches off the ground.

Yeah, he's a moron.

 

[Krynn72]

I'll push your pussy.

What did my cat ever do to you? Pushing over little kittens for no good reason other than for your own sick amusement. You have no shame vegeta.

 

[MJ12]

Stern is such a dick. I looked up this guy online, and it turns out he had cancer at the time while he was driving.

Give the guy a break.

 

[Vegeta897]

I also looked him up, and it turns out he's gay.

Stern is just being homophobic.

 

[Ravioli]

wait...why didnt he just drive the car off the tracks? If it didnt work...why not just push the car?

 

[Vegeta897]

Try pushing a 1.5 ton hunk of metal a good 5 feet until the wheels finally touch the ground again.

 

[MJ12]

If it didnt work...why not just push the car?

"A train is coming"

"Get off of the tracks sir"

"Wait. I'm going to try and push the car"

 

[Druckles]

Stern is such a dick. I looked up this guy online, and it turns out he had cancer at the time while he was driving.

Give the guy a break.

I didn't know whether you were serious or not, but I laughed. Am I a bad person?

 

[Krynn72]

Try pushing a 1.5 ton hunk of metal a good 5 feet until the wheels finally touch the ground again.

Its not as hard as you think. The car is propped up on two metal slabs and all you need to do is push it until your wheels touch (front or back, depending on which ones get power) and then just drive or reverse off now that your wheels are touching. I did it to my car once when it got stuck up on some tracks, and my cars 2.2 tons. Ain't no thang.