A man walks into a bar...

[BlackDahlia]

..and orders a Guiness. Bartender says, "We're out of Guiness." The man says ok and then orders a Heineken. Bartender says, "We're out of Heineken." Agitated, the man asks for a Budweiser. Bartender says, "We're out of that too." The man then asks if there's ANY kind of beer available, and the bartender says, "Nope, sorry...Gordon just got his beer."

Ok, ok...not the BEST joke, but I figured I'd start an introduction thread a bit differently.

Anyways, hi everyone! I'm yet another n00b. ^_^

 

[DoctorGordon]

Good one, welcome.

 

[Blakeb155]

Lol, good one.

 

[Steve]

Nice. Very original entrance. I'm sure you'll make a great addition to our little wing of the sanitarium. Welcome!

 

[117]

Man when stuff like that makes you laugh you have been playin' to much HL2...

Welcome to the forums.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

... ouch.

 

[ZeeM]

welcome pal! (+1 postcount)

 

[Ranga]

is barney bankrupt now?

 

[baron insig]

ouch..

:hmph:

 

[f|uke]

ouch..

:hmph:

lol.

Thats what I think every time I hear this kind of joke..

"A man walks into a bar and says 'ow!'"

 

[Steve]

lol.

Thats what I think every time I hear this kind of joke..

"A man walks into a bar and says 'ow!'"

That, or "Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it."

 

[Jimmeh]

Welcome to the Forums!

But nah the best (worst) bar joke is -

(It's awful)

A man and his giraffe walk into a bar. Not long after, they're both completely pissed. The giraffes hammered, and passes out on the floor. The man drinks up and begins to walk out, when the bartender says :

"Excuse me mate, but you can't just leave that lyin there!"
To which the man the replies -
"Erm..It's a giraffe mate.."

OH DEAR GOD

 

[baron insig]

hah ha that got a laugh outa me

 

[Hazar]

Hello and Welcome!

*I'm back!*