A piece of me is forever gone...

[Uriel]

....a piece of my molar broke off while chewing a lifesaver.

AND I SWALLOWED IT

;(

 

[mindless_moder]

you need to see a dentist STAT !. love the title .

 

[Sulkdodds]

But it's not gone. It'll always be with you.

Until you shit.

Don't shit!

 

[Anthraxxx]

I bet if you dig it out of your shit, a dentist can reattach it to your tooth!

 

[mindless_moder]

I bet if you dig it out of your shit, a dentist can reattach it to your tooth!

Thanks anthraxxx , there goes my lunch.

 

[CyberPitz]

I did this this when part of my wisdom tooth busted in half. Didn't realize what it was until it was far too late in teh swallowing process.

 

[Uriel]

I did this this when part of my wisdom tooth busted in half. Didn't realize what it was until it was far too late in teh swallowing process.

Exactly what I did. Was thinking to myself, "Landigoshens, this mint is rather hard" as I sat there chewing it. Then I swallowed it.

I swallowed my tooth....

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Damn, don't chew hard candy bro.

 

[Tyguy]

swallow a tiny toothbrush so that sucker gets clean

 

[Uriel]

I got a bad habit of chewing on things. Like gum.
It's not enough to just chew on one piece, or even two. But a 3 piece minimum.
For some reason i find it stress relieving.

10 points to whoever can quote me the reference.

 

[PJ]

You wanna piece o' me?

 

[Darkside55]

Either that was one hard lifesaver, or you got some fragile teeth.

Though, friend of mine once broke off half his tooth (just half, vertically) on a hard gummi bear, so...

 

[Uriel]

Either that was one hard lifesaver, or you got some fragile teeth.

Though, friend of mine once broke off half his tooth (just half, vertically) on a hard gummi bear, so...

But I always drink plenty of.....MALK?

No, I've got great teeth but a former dental assistant here at the base was telling me it could have resulted from stress fractures.

*20 points for me using 2 simpsons references in one thread.

 

[Dekstar]

Don't let your tooth bite your arse on the way out.

 

[Captain M4d]

Some rebel surgeons stole my appendix. How do you think I FEEL?

 

[Sheepo]

I hope you managed to get it out of the crime scene before Masuka or Batista found it.

 

[sinkoman]

Pop your finger in your asshole so nothing comes out, and head to the dentist. Asap.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? DENTISTSEXCHANGE2.NET???

 

[Hurricane]

*edit* nevermind

 

[Dog--]

DENTISTSEXCHANGE2.NET???

That's how I read it.