RandomLoser17
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No seriously, there is a retard doing my job, and no it's not me.
There is this fat mentally retarded chick named Trish that pretty much provides my only amusement while at work, that is when she's not bothering me. She's always asking retarded shit or saying stupid shit out of nowhere. She is unable to grasp any form of facetiousness or irony, and rather than letting the shit go way over her head silently, she loves refuting them. This is great when we're watching Arrested Development or The Office on our breaks, because after every single joke she like "durr, that's dumb" , even though she's the ****ing retard who doesn't get it.
A few days ago she starts going off on some Rambo-hate-rant. She doesn't know what the **** she's talking about. She starts saying that it is retarded that they're going back to Vietnam, and supposedly Vietnam has been over for 20 years. I decided to correct her, telling her that the new Rambo film is in Burma and Vietnam was longer than 20 years ago. But this bitch decides to keep going, she wants Rambo to go Afghanistan, so I have to continue my ownage by informing her that Rambo was in Afghanistan in the second film. Of course we have to "agree to disagree" even though she was wrong about everything.
Oh and she's so ****ing lazy too. She needs to take 15 minute rests every half hour because she's so fat. Also we're not allowed to sit down in the theatres and start watching the film, but do you think this fat bitch cares? Nope, every time I check on a theatre that she's in she's sitting down watching the film. Oh, but she's always trying to tell me to do my job, like when I was searching for this guys gloves in the theatre she starts yelling at me to sweep. I was ****ing ready to elbow-drop in her ugly shitface.
Everyone hates her. When our microwave needed cleaning for being all nasty and shit people were suggesting getting her to lick it clean. Just yesterday she was asking for the crossword from some other girls newspaper and everyone just ignored her, she just kept going "durr can I get the crossword durr can I just get the crossword?", as if she can ****ing read or write, let alone solve a crossword.
Though I do lol when she makes everyone uncomfortable, she'll just walk into the cast lounge and be like "durr, by Birthday is April 15th?" and everyone is just silent.
Yeah I know, tl;dr
Felt like actually making a thread with content.
There is this fat mentally retarded chick named Trish that pretty much provides my only amusement while at work, that is when she's not bothering me. She's always asking retarded shit or saying stupid shit out of nowhere. She is unable to grasp any form of facetiousness or irony, and rather than letting the shit go way over her head silently, she loves refuting them. This is great when we're watching Arrested Development or The Office on our breaks, because after every single joke she like "durr, that's dumb" , even though she's the ****ing retard who doesn't get it.
A few days ago she starts going off on some Rambo-hate-rant. She doesn't know what the **** she's talking about. She starts saying that it is retarded that they're going back to Vietnam, and supposedly Vietnam has been over for 20 years. I decided to correct her, telling her that the new Rambo film is in Burma and Vietnam was longer than 20 years ago. But this bitch decides to keep going, she wants Rambo to go Afghanistan, so I have to continue my ownage by informing her that Rambo was in Afghanistan in the second film. Of course we have to "agree to disagree" even though she was wrong about everything.
Oh and she's so ****ing lazy too. She needs to take 15 minute rests every half hour because she's so fat. Also we're not allowed to sit down in the theatres and start watching the film, but do you think this fat bitch cares? Nope, every time I check on a theatre that she's in she's sitting down watching the film. Oh, but she's always trying to tell me to do my job, like when I was searching for this guys gloves in the theatre she starts yelling at me to sweep. I was ****ing ready to elbow-drop in her ugly shitface.
Everyone hates her. When our microwave needed cleaning for being all nasty and shit people were suggesting getting her to lick it clean. Just yesterday she was asking for the crossword from some other girls newspaper and everyone just ignored her, she just kept going "durr can I get the crossword durr can I just get the crossword?", as if she can ****ing read or write, let alone solve a crossword.
Though I do lol when she makes everyone uncomfortable, she'll just walk into the cast lounge and be like "durr, by Birthday is April 15th?" and everyone is just silent.
Yeah I know, tl;dr
Felt like actually making a thread with content.
