A shocking discovery...

[Xendance]

I was walking in school today and my friend ran after me to show me what was in the toilet. Take a look at this beauty:

Possible explanations:
1. Boys having their periods ****ing up.
2. Someone's nose bleed ****ing up.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Freaky

 

[Barnz]

Your friend is a shemale.

 

[CyberPitz]

That's undoubtedly hot.

 

[<RJMC>]

what about..

emo cutting itself

someone was injecting drugs on itself and screw it up

someone stalked someone for a vengenace and when the stalked entered the toilet the stalker take advantage of it to get in front of it to menace it whit death while the stalked defended itself praying for mercy and then the stalker stabed him

2 groups of gang menbers went to make bussines inside there but things go wrong and they all shoot themselves whit silenced guns and quikcly get rid of the dead bodies and everything cuz the leader is a admirer of the school

a kid went to poop and a mutant rat came out and grab the kid whit its mouth and draged it inside the toilet

a bunch of romans and locals celts where about to fight a war but 2 of them where misteriously teleported to this age and one killed the other and them ran away

a alcoholic woman came in to drink wine but spilled it and them go away

there is a lot of possibilites not just periods

 

[Vegeta897]

It's ketchup.

You can see the strings!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I've seen worse.

 

[Barnz]

It's ketchup.

You can see the strings!

 

[Mech Man]

I think its just blood from a cut , i mean some one could have used toilet paper to wipe thier cut with , but accide - nah thats a shit explanation. Better ones would be

1) sever turdage

2) dick cut openage (happened to a friend of mine once , hes ok now though)

 

[Stigmata]

It's bloodorrhea.

 

[highlander]

It's bloodorrhea.

/thread.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Someone wanted to paint that sink red but got bored after the first few strokes.

 

[Vegeta897]

Someone wanted to paint that sink red but got bored after the first few strokes.

That what?

 

[Remus]

Someone wanted to paint that sink red but got bored after the first few strokes.

Erm... look closer.

 

[Slug Advisor]

That what?

Okay, someone wanted to paint the toilet seat.

 

[Mech Man]

Toilet seat? I dont know how you sit on a toilet but...

 

[Dekstar]

NEWSFLUSH:
Slug Advisor washes his hands in the loo.

 

[Remus]

Not only that

 

[morgs]

Ew what the hell

 

[Reginald]

I was walking in school today and my friend ran after me to show me what was in the toilet. He showed me his pee pee. I took a picture.

Take a look at this beauty:

*snip*

Then we *snip*

Awesome. Erotic literature.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I've seen worse.

This.


Not enough for foul play.

 

[Jintor]

Severed arm is in pipe.

 

[Xendance]

Someone wanted to paint that sink red but got bored after the first few strokes.

I lol'd.

 

[Iron Kat]

Severed arm is in pipe.

I think if your arm was severed you'd bleed a bit more than that, Jintor!!!

 

[Slug Advisor]

NEWSFLUSH:
Slug Advisor washes his hands in the loo.

Not only that

God damn I Lmao'd.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Hematemisis maybe. Nose bleed.





Hehe... got the answer ready Xendance?

 

[Lucid]

Someone obviously smashed their head in the toilet.

Toilet seat + slamming it on head 900 times = ow.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Toilet seat + slamming it on head 9000 times = ow.

Fixed.

 

[Naph]

Who ever it was, was trying to clean it.
I'm sticking with the story of: Man has ingrown nail, slams ingrown nail on seat as he places it down, nail bleeds which covers the side of the bowl. Tries to clean it up but ends up covering more blood over the exterior of the bowl.

It's logical.