A Tale for the Ages

[Yorick]

Last night, Samon and I went out to the local grocery store to get some ingredients to make Pho (a Vietnamese soup). So, you know, we've got what we need, and we're heading towards the register, and some old woman stops him and asks if he can reach something for her from the top shelf. And, I'm sure this will surprise everyone, but rather than say anything sarcastic, he gladly obliged, and she thanked him, and he still said nothing rude.

December 23rd, a day that shall live on forever; The day that a real Christmas miracle happened.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Spoiler

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[Dekstar]

I want to hear Samon's side of the story, y'know the one where, when your back was turned he punched her in the stomach for such insubordination.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Once an old lady asked me to reach her some candy canes for her ginger bread house, I gladly obliged and began to falter around the high shelves. I clumsily grasped the nearest and most obvious box, assuming she just wanted standard candy canes. Big mistake "NO, no, just grab it" she cackled and scorned me with her pursed wrinkly old purple lips.

"Oh, is it these?" I asked nervously as her irritability was becoming visible. She was fidgety and started twitching slightly, uncomfortably shifting her weight around and narrowing her eyes to a cold stare.

"NO" she retorted, "JUST GRAB IT!!!", she insisted, loudly so that at this point it was causing a scene. Everyone in the small town grocery store was now focused on the two of us as if I was an abusive caretaker who'd blithely slugged her in the shoulder, just to see if I could get away with it. By this time I'd grabbed the third and only remaining option--an assorted variety with berry flavors. I quickly handed it to her and retreated to my friends before she could screech in displeasure again. They were all beside themselves with hysterical laughter but I was left in a state of half-shock, desolation and bitter anger.

Old ladies in the grocery store are nothing to **** around with, especially during the holiday season. I was traumatized. In retrospect I should have slapped the old bitch.

 

[jverne]

you sure he wasn't on drugs or something?

 

[Dekstar]

you sure he wasn't on drugs or something?

Candy Cocanes?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Last night, Samon and I went out to the local grocery store to get some ingredients to make Pho (a Vietnamese soup). So, you know, we've got what we need, and we're heading towards the register, and some old woman stops him and asks if he can reach something for her from the top shelf. And, I'm sure this will surprise everyone, but rather than say anything sarcastic, he gladly obliged, and she thanked him, and he still said nothing rude.

December 23rd, a day that shall live on forever; The day that a real Christmas miracle happened.

So how's co-habiting working out?

 

[FishBulb]

More like living in sin.

 

[Ravioli]

Jesus....CHRIST :O

EDIT:

Speaking of old ladies. Some old lady bought a 6 pack of those huge coke bottles. She obviously couldnt carry them and i had no idea how she got them up on the cashier counter. As i was waiting behind her i was quite anxious to see how on earth she would get it down from there, trying to figure out different ways in my head. But then she looked at me and said something in italian, pointing at the coke bottles. She wanted ME to take them down and put it in her little roller cart. "Ofcourse" i thought "You dumb idiot, ofcorse she would ask ME to do it".

 

[Bob_Marley]

Samon is now dead to me.

 

[Qonfused]

Samon's ruined.

 

[Dekstar]

Samon's ruined.

Only banning everyone who has posted in this thread will redeem him.

 

[kineaesth]

Last night, Samon and I went out to the local grocery store

Aww, domestic bliss! So you guys ****ing yet?

 

[Raziaar]

Just as I thought... Samon is only an internet tough guy!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

additional Samon/Yorick gay joke

 

[Rizzo]

Just as I thought... Samon is only an internet tough guy!

Haha yeah, that's so lame.

 

[jondy]

additional Samon/Yorick gay joke

Hey, I think it's sweet.

 

[Maestro]

Hey, I think it's sweet.

Sweeter than cake?

/wonders if anyone will get the reference

 

[Eejit]

Awww he's a big softie really. It probably kills him inside pretending to be so mean.

 

[Shyam]

Jesus being born is called a miracle. What should we call Samon being nice ?

 

[Raziaar]

Jesus being born is called a miracle. What should we call Samon being nice ?

The Revelation of Samon.

 

[jverne]

Just as I thought... Samon is only an internet tough guy!

everyone's tough on the net...and gay too.

 

[Sheepo]

I'm really confused. Which of you moved to better accommodate the gay love of the other?

 

[tesher06]

Did any of you hear the one about the kids and that lady who lived in a gingerbread house?

 

[Yorick]

This thread was even more lol than I expected.

And you should all know, Samon is as much of a cock in real life as he is on here. So am I, to be fair.

I want to hear Samon's side of the story, y'know the one where, when your back was turned he punched her in the stomach for such insubordination.

That's probably pretty accurate, actually.

So how's co-habiting working out?

More like living in sin.

omglol.

Aww, domestic bliss! So you guys ****ing yet?

A friend wouldn't ask and a gentleman wouldn't tell.

I'm really confused. Which of you moved to better accommodate the gay love of the other?

Neither, I'm visiting him in England for a few weeks. There's nothing gay about it. Honest.