A Terrible Crime has been Committed

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First let me start by saying although nobody was hurt, this crime supersedes even the top echelons of criminal behavior and I will not stand for it.

About 20 minutes ago I attended the fine fast food American establishment McDonalds. It has been several weeks since I have been there but it was the closest thing to me and I was hungry. I ordered the following:

2 hamburgers
1 large order of fries
1 large coca-cola beverage

As I opened up the bag to begin eating my delicious treats I saw that in the bag were yellow wrappers which could only mean that there were cheeseburgers where my hamburgers should have been. I only panicked for a few seconds before realizing that I did indeed have hamburgers, they just happened to use the wrong wrappers.

Then I saw it...my receipt. CHEESEBURGER: NO CHEESE.
I was charged for a cheeseburger which is more expensive than a regular hamburger!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I won't sit idly by when this type of thomas foolery is being portrayed by one of the most trusted food establishments in the world. I will be protesting outside of McDonalds today starting at 6 PM EST. I urge you to join me in my struggle against a ruthless and self serving monstrosity of a company.


JUSTICE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
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The only food they serve worth eating are their ice-creams. You're a fool for ordering anything else! You made your bed, now lie in it.
 
I think there are two McDonalds in this country. One of them is a coffee shop. There are a lot of McDonald's ice cream outlets around, and indeed, the ice cream is delicious.
 
I ordered a ham crosssainwich from Burger King and got a bacon one instead.
 
I haven't been to McD's in quite a long time, nor Burger King. BUT I DID go to a Tex Mex resteraunt and ordered Unsweet Iced Tea, and got Sweat. They then said they were out of Unsweet *somehow*. I then asked for Mountain Dew, which I got 7 Up. I said I wanted Mountain Dew, and they brought me the sweet tea again.

I was sad.
 
now I know you're lying:

fine fast food American establishment McDonalds
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there is nothing fine about it!!!



in all seriousness this is really bad. much more than I had anticipated. no really how stupid could the person at the cashier be? and it doesnt stop there. someone made a cheeseburger and then held the cheese. it didnt occur to any ot them to simply make a hamburger? wow this is the dumbest thing I've heard all week



on a related note I was at a dairy queen with my son and we purchased two soft serve icecream cones. total was something like $4 (there was a sale it was usually $6 something for two) anyways she charges me full price, I point to the sign above her head about the sale. she starts to panic not knowing how to return the item after it's been totaled. her coworker says just give him the correct change and we'll return it later (they were setting up for the day) so she gives me change as if she charged me full price. I remind her that she charged me full price again. so she knocks off $4 of the price making it $2 for both cones. I say to her "you gave me too much money, here's what you should have given me" and I give her back the excess change. she gets really annoyed says "whatever" and serves the next person. wtf lady I just saved you having to explain to your manager why the till is short changed

the woman behind let out a big laugh after the girl behind the counter said "whatever" and added "apparently she doesnt like working here"
 
Tyguy said:
First let me start by saying although nobody was hurt, this crime supersedes even the top echelons of criminal behavior and I will not stand for it.

About 20 minutes ago I attended the fine fast food American establishment McDonalds. It has been several weeks since I have been there but it was the closest thing to me and I was hungry. I ordered the following:

2 hamburgers
1 large order of fries
1 large coca-cola beverage

As I opened up the bag to begin eating my delicious treats I saw that in the bag were yellow wrappers which could only mean that there were cheeseburgers where my hamburgers should have been. I only panicked for a few seconds before realizing that I did indeed have hamburgers, they just happened to use the wrong wrappers.

Then I saw it...my receipt. CHEESEBURGER: NO CHEESE.
I was charged for a cheeseburger which is more expensive than a regular hamburger!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I won't sit idly by when this type of thomas foolery is being portrayed by one of the most trusted food establishments in the world. I will be protesting outside of McDonalds today starting at 6 PM EST. I urge you to join me in my struggle against a ruthless and self serving monstrosity of a company.


JUSTICE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
anti-mcdonalds.jpg
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You do realize that by virtue of being American inside a McDonalds, any helpful advice or sympathy is superseded by my European obligation to belittle and arrogantly mock your weight and dietary habits.

Your sir, are a fat and eat like an animal.

There, my obligations are fulfilled. Continue.


Edit: I was in a McDonalds weeks ago, I was peckish. Grabbed a simple no frills Maccy D's cheeseburger. I love how cute and scoffable those little cheapo burgers are.

But as burger joints go MOS Burger in Japan make the best most delicious burgers.
 
I love it how you all bash McDonalds, yet you still eat there...
 
Remus said:
I love it how you all bash McDonalds, yet you still eat there...
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I bash it and don't eat there. Does that make me special?

And yes I laugh at anyone who does eat there. It's not even real food. The cheeseburger: no cheese Ty got should have read "Cheeseburger: No cheese, no burger" Anything else is false advertising.
 
dekstar said:
I bash it and don't eat there. Does that make me special?

And yes I laugh at anyone who does eat there. It's not even real food. The cheeseburger: no cheese Ty got should have read "Cheeseburger: No cheese, no burger" Anything else is false advertising.
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I'm with Dekstar, I'd rather drink 3 litres of water to stem my hunger than eat any of their rubbish
Eejit said:
The only food they serve worth eating are their ice-creams.
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Each to their own I guess, when I eat ice cream I prefer it without several different types of semen in it. Maybe I'm just picky.
 
dekstar said:
I bash it and don't eat there. Does that make me special?
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Yes. Hello mr. special!


I eat there from time to time.

dekstar said:
And yes I laugh at anyone who does eat there.
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Oh noes.


dekstar said:
It's not even real food.
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To me that's irrelevant. I eat there from time to time because I like the taste of their burgers. I'm very much aware of how unhealthy it is.


dekstar said:
"Cheeseburger: No cheese, no burger"
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****ing LOL
 
I eat at McDonald's sometimes. Tastes good. Maybe we've got better meat here, cause my friend, who enjoys eating there as well, told me that when he once ate at McDonald's in New York it tasted like crap.
 
Unfocused said:
I eat at McDonald's sometimes. Tastes good. Maybe we've got better meat here, cause my friend, who enjoys eating there as well, told me that when he once ate at McDonald's in New York it tasted like crap.
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Hmm... and I thought it was supposed to be the same all over the world....
 
Quit bashing Mickey D's you guys.

In a jam, their Coca Cola is good for cleaning the battery terminals in your car.
 
burger king > mcdonalds.

every time i eat at mckie ds i get the shits. also burger king has better toys now.
 
One time I went to Jack In The Box and ordered a normal cheeseburger which I think should have included some onion, maybe a little bit lettuce etc. All I was given was a pattie on a bun. No condiments or anything. This happened when it had just opened I think. Anyways, my jaw nearly dropped when I opened my wrapper. I took it back in, had some words, got it fixed, but christ was I pissed.
 
McDonalds is comfort food. I don't go there often, but when I do, I know exactly what I'm going to get.
 
when i'm REALLY hungry i go for a big mac, but that's quite rare. I almost always get a couple hamburgers, small fry and medium coke.
 
I rarely go to McDonalds but this very evening funnily enough I decided to go in and purchase a large big mac meal because on various signs around the drive through commented that I would recieve a free coca-cola cup. On driving away and looking the bag, there was no cup present. I cried.
 
Once I was in a MacDonalds that got blown up by terrorists the next day.
 
So that's where I recognise you from!
 
Wtf, I thought this was the thread about the teacher sexing up that student. Similar title if I recall correctly... I looked at the last page and thought "How in the **** did this thread turn into a discussion about fast food!?"
 
Vegeta897 said:
Wtf, I thought this was the thread about the teacher sexing up that student. Similar title if I recall correctly... I looked at the last page and thought "How in the **** did this thread turn into a discussion about fast food!?"
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Exactly what I thought.
 
I used to get Double Beef and Cheese burgers with mayo on them during my stoneried-eye'd adventures.

The amount of times it says on the grill slip "McCHICKEN SAUCE" and it turns out sauce-less is devastating.

Especially having to walk back in there and tell them about it! I just sat down! :(
 
I eat there hardly ever. I guess the reason is I live in a small town with 4000 residents and closest McDonalds is 200 km in the capital.
 
McDonald's is nasty. If I eat fast food I either get something from taco bell (only two things I like from there) or BK. I'll get like a crispy chicken sandwich or two, or three,(maybe four if i'm starving) then wont go back for another month or two. That stuff is nasty if you eat too much of it.
 
I don't get all the McDonalds bashing. If you order a proper burger inside you get meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion. What's so unhealthy about it? It may have a lot of callories, but if you eat it once in a while, I don't see what's the big deal.
 
Unfocused said:
I don't get all the McDonalds bashing. If you order a proper burger inside you get meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion. What's so unhealthy about it? It may have a lot of callories, but if you eat it once in a while, I don't see what's the big deal.
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That's how I am. If you eat it here and there your fine.

But if your stupid and fat you go there twice a day and eat a shit load of food.

If your fat and blame it on food, your stupid and should die. You are the one who say down all those many times and ate the food. Unhealthy food doesn't hold a gun to your head and say "EAT ME!"
 
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