A Trip to a Creationist Museum

[CptStern]

wow you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe in that nonsense

http://www.ringospictures.com/index.php?page=20090320

I didn't drag my family all the way out here simply to poke fun at a goofy, creationist roadside attraction. In fact the people who were working at this place were sincerely nice folks. It was also not my intent to ridicule their religion. But still I felt compelled to photograph this place and share the pictures on my website. Why?

The reason is that there are those who would have this type of "creation science" taught in American public schools as part of the science curriculum? And most of the people pushing for this are members of the Republican Party; the party of which I am a member.

States such as Texas and Louisiana have already passed legislation which would allow this type on nonsense to be introduced in to publicly funded schools and promoted as valid "science", equal to legitimate scientific theories regarding, not only evolution, but also geology, biology, astronomy and even archeology! To me this is beyond embarrassing, it?s a travesty.

 

[Warbie]

The third picture should be made into an awesome video game.

 

[Dan]

The third picture should be made into an awesome video game.

I'd play it.

 

[Warbie]

Bah - it didn't load for me first time round. The 4th pic

 

[CptStern]

well the game wouldnt last long seeing as how you only have a sword ...unless they give you jesus like powers


edit: actually he's throwing rocks ...perhaps the dinosaur is a sinner and is in the process of being stoned to death?

 

[Dodo]

thats one fugly raptor...

-dodo

 

[Adrien C]

I hope this crap never comes to Europe.

 

[CptStern]

stupidity knows no borders

 

[Mr Stabby]

well the game wouldnt last long seeing as how you only have a sword ...unless they give you jesus like powers


edit: actually he's throwing rocks ...perhaps the dinosaur is a sinner and is in the process of being stoned to death?

They have full suits of chainmail. Armour designed to protect against arrows and swords would be effective against dinosaurs.

 

[CR0M]

Not as good as dinosaurs v cowboys. Everyone knows Americans wiped out the dinosaurs. Valley of Gwangi ftw.

 

[Direwolf]

I hope this crap never comes to Europe.

Technically there's an argument that it came from Europe. Albeit in a less-crazy form usually.

 

[Darkside55]

Not as good as dinosaurs v cowboys

That shit was wild

 

[mchammer75040]

Texas??? AHHh

















****. :|

 

[`Vio]

One of them dinosaurs is awfully short.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Turok: The Early Years

 

[unozero]

ugh....

 

[Mr Stabby]

One of them dinosaurs is awfully short.

That's how they were able to fit on the ark.

 

[mchammer75040]

^duh. That way he could place millions of pounds of rice to feed all the animals as well. With all those animals, he had to really conserve space.

 

[Rico]

Jesus rode a dinosaur to work every day. This is a true story.

 

[Bad^Hat]

 

[Operational]

"Creationist Museum" is something of an oxymoron.

I... I don't understand...

 

[Bad^Hat]

Neither do I. If a child can tell me then why does he look so freaking clueless?

 

[CptStern]

it's a comment on evolution ..it's saying a banana cant be a wolf etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

 

[Tyguy]

ugh, ray comfort sucks...

 

[Laivasse]

Neither do I. If a child can tell me then why does he look so freaking clueless?

SRSLOL, good point.

THIS CHILD WILL TELL YOU!
Child: 'buh...?'

 

[Dan]

I thought the child was one of the options.

 

[nurizeko]

I hope this crap never comes to Europe.

This.

Except Islam is already here so we're ****ed.

Sad for Europe five....

 

[V-Man339]

Ironically, none of my science teachers teach any of this crap (thankfully).
My guess is that they or their managers (or someone down the line) is told to do so, but they either disagree with it or don't give a shit.

 

[Seppo]

That's how they were able to fit on the ark.

They didn't have dinosaurs in the ark...

 

[Hazard.Squared]

They didn't have dinosaurs in the ark...

Shows what you know.

 

[Bad^Hat]

They didn't have dinosaurs in the ark...

Yeah dude, they had to make room for the dragons.

I thought the child was one of the options.

Spoiler

Shut up I like my crappy photoshops.