About my name...

[bvasgm]

Right, so I know some of you have begun calling me 'borgasm' because of my name having the letters "asgm" in it which if you rearange can come out to "gasm" which is part of the word orgasm. Here's why my name turned out the way it did..nine months ago when I first signed up, I had no idea what my name should be, I didn't plan on posting ever so I figured it didn't really matter, so when the "name" window came up during the registration process, I hit the keyboard and 'bvasgm' happened to come up. That's right, I hit..the..keyboard. I've always pronounced it: bvasgm (bv-as-gum) which is how it looks now, just minus the "u".

Anyway, that's beside the point because during the last month I've decided to change it to something else. Here's the fun part, I'm in exactly the same position I was nine months ago. I have no idea what my name should be so any comments or suggestions would be appreciated. (anybody wanting to make a suggestion for a name with some sort of sexual connotation right now, go **** yourself). I was thinking I might want to change it to Duo (do-oh) since it's Latin for 'two' and this would be my second name here. (I would go for 'secundus' which actually means second, but that sucks.)

Basically the point of this thread is to explain how you pronounce my name as it is now, and to ask for any and all serious suggestions for a replacement...also comments on Duo - (do-oh) meaning 'two' would be appreciated.

One last thing. I'd just like to say, how the fact that my name looks like the word orgasm eluded me for the better part of a year, I do not know.

 

[joule]

Choose a name you feel most comfortable with. Why care what others think? It's what you think that counts. That's my opinion on it.
If you care so much to like it, then why care so much to why people poke fun at it?

Duo's ok. But you're always bvasgm to me, everytime I see you post. Even though it poses troubles in pronouncing it.

 

[DarkStar]

I have to admit, whenever I see you post, I think Big Vaginal Orgasm.

Sorry I just do.

I think your new name should be Ignacio Diego de Quvedo y Viegas.

 

[Qonfused]

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How about does, like in the Spanish word for 2.

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No, that's gay. :|

 

[joule]

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How about does, like in the Spanish word for 2.

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No, that's gay. :|

That's dos, homogay.

 

[DarkStar]

OMG there are nubs everywhere.

Borgasm! Take charge here man!

 

[KoreBolteR]

change it too 'KoreBolteR's Fan#1!!!!!!'...LOL.

nah, change it to something cool like... Oceanus.

something like that...

 

[bvasgm]

Thanks joule.

Q_onfused...thanks for making a, somewhat, constructive comment.

DarkStar..I seriously can't stop laughing.

 

[Qonfused]

That's dos, homogay.

liek omg wtf stfu thx omg roflol

 

[Raeven0]

What're you studying? Make a name out of your profession: Angry Lawyer (halflife2.net user).

Read too much? Make a literary reference: Illiad (author of UserFriendly the Comic Strip).

Want to look official? Combine your first initial and surname: amckern (author of CST and the latter versions of ZHLT).

Female, or disturbed male? Mix and match three to five: sxy, luv, grl, x, hot, princezz, (any animal), baby; then, add three to five completely random numerals at the end. (References to real names excluded for obvious reasons.)

Just a few suggestions.

 

[Qonfused]

Or just "ghey"'ll work.

 

[bvasgm]

Thanks for the advice Raeven0. Unfortunately no name will ever be as awsome as Angry Lawyer. I do read to much, but I can't really come up with anything halfway decent. Nbielik is almost as hard to pronounce as bvasgm and I'm not a girl, so I'm still stuck. I appreciate it but I've never been the most creative person in the world.

Things from the: almost good enough for you to use but not quite as good as the name you have now pile would be appreciated.

Edit: There's a poll now.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

You should change it to borgasm.

 

[Raeven0]

You could be Mahershalalhashbaz.

 

[xLostx]

Sex_Slave-5000

 

[Korgoth]

You could be the Spanish lover... Don Julio!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

dont charge your name orgasm

 

[OCybrManO]

Change your name to "[email protected]"...

 

[DreamThrall]

I think you should go with PiratesPwnNinjas.

... and any day at that.

 

[CyberPitz]

Borgasm. The better part of us already think of you that way, might as well make out thoughts reality... :naughty:

 

[Anthraxxx]

Alchoholocaust or Afghanistan Banana Stand

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Change it to borgasm.

edit: Beaten. But I'm serious. Also you got called borgasm the most after the whole post count incident.

 

[ailevation]

Change name to Ghandi.

 

[<RJMC>]

change name to mamerto

 

[sinkoman]

I've always pronounced it "bvas-gum" with the b mostly silent.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Change it to borgasm.

Quiffy.

Okay sorry.

 

[G-Dub]

You should definately change it to borgasm. Even though that's not your username, I always hear it in my head as that

 

[outpost]

You should change it to borgasm.

LIek OMG the truf!1

 

[The Monkey]

Change it to mubymeldnofesaelp

 

[Dalamari]

How about change it to "I make shitty threads"

 

[Smoke]

You should change it to borgasm.

The same thought hit me just a split second before i saw your post, you sir, are a mind theiving troll :|

Ive always called you BV - GASM i dont know why, it just suits :cheers:

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Borgasm. The better part of us already think of you that way, might as well make out thoughts reality... :naughty:

Change it to borgasm.

You should definately change it to borgasm. Even though that's not your username, I always hear it in my head as that

Agreed with everyone else.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Agreed with everyone else.

Although, he could change his name to "Climax" or something equally disturbing.

I've found random noun prefixed with an adjective works well. Like... Toasted Sandwich? Man, I'm hungry.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Crushenator 500]

Sex_Slave-5000

but... but that's my name :naughty:

If you really wanna change your name borgasm, then pm someone who can do it. As it is, this thread is just spam, so...

closed!