Afghan Soldiers the most badass mother****ers of all time?

Crazy ****ers, but at least they got the right idea, while they unwind and chill out our boys developed post traumatic stress disorders.
 
I don't even know what to say about this.
 
They think they can quickload after smoking a spliff.
 
We have pretty badass guys on our side.

Also:
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nurizeko said:
Crazy ****ers, but at least they got the right idea, while they unwind and chill out our boys developed post traumatic stress disorders.
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I would disagree in light of the fact that they mention them walking into fire and one almost being hit.

Yeah, right idea.
Almost as badass as drunk driving, right? ;)
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
thats not badass that's pretty retarded.
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jealous ehh? :smoking:

I can just imagine what went through that guys head when his AK got hit. "DUUUUDEE..did like..my ak..totally get hit or sumthin?..like...kewwlll duude huhuhuhuh"
 
Ravioli said:
jealous ehh? :smoking:

I can just imagine what went through that guys head when his AK got hit. "DUUUUDEE..did like..my ak..totally get hit or sumthin?..like...kewwlll duude huhuhuhuh"
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Nah man I would never want to be blazed while being shot at all you're doing is reducing your reaction time considerably. No wonder those indeginous troops have so much trouble maintaining order if that's standard practice.

Man I love to get high but **** I'd never do it while working and I work in an office now man. These fools are trying to stay alive.
 
Well, at least they won't live long enough for schizophrenia to set in.
 
On another note, in all seriousness this is probably the most clearest compelling evidence for the opinion that as soon as NATO pulls out, Afghanistan's ****ed. Even more.
 
Soldiers hopped up on drugs? Yeah, thats never happened before.




Oh wait, its happened in every war humankind has ever fought.
 
Krynn72 said:
Soldiers hopped up on drugs? Yeah, thats never happened before.




Oh wait, its happened in every war humankind has ever fought.
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But American Troops don't use drugs, we're the good guys!
 
Krynn72 said:
Soldiers hopped up on drugs? Yeah, thats never happened before.




Oh wait, its happened in every war humankind has ever fought.
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That can't be true. There must have been some wars when they couldn't get access to any drugs.
 
Eejit said:
That can't be true. There must have been some wars when they couldn't get access to any drugs.
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Then they got drunk. Its been a tactic to make soldiers more obedient since ancient times. A clouded mind makes for more effective soldier.
 
I remember reading about a story where a Briton warrior was impaled by a spear, ripped it out himself and threw it at the enemy like it was nothing. The drugs back then were pretty powerful.
 
Being high and knowing you could randomly get shot by people hiding in bushes (or windows) would be a nice cause of psychotic outbreaks for most western people. We have weak minds =(
 
French Ninja said:
I remember reading about a story where a Briton warrior was impaled by a spear, ripped it out himself and threw it at the enemy like it was nothing. The drugs back then were pretty powerful.
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Crazy. LSD?

That was funny, he even had the walk and look of being high when he retreated. He musta been super stoned.
 
Ravioli said:
Doesnt weed make you a bit paranoid tho?
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lol it enhances it but I think it's more due to what the laws are in your area making it worse. people are scared to get caught because they're not allowed.


In this case it's more about having shitty slowed reactions when quick thinking and reaction are going to save your life.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
lol it enhances it but I think it's more due to what the laws are in your area making it worse. people are scared to get caught because they're not allowed.
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I thought drug dealers were supposed to know about drugs?


Apparently not.
 
The states used to put speed in some of the chocolate field rations
 
Eejit said:
I thought drug dealers were supposed to know about drugs?


Apparently not.
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wtf are you talking about? :LOL:

Son not that it's anything to brag about but as far as substances go I'm sure I've got far more knowledge than you.

Maybe you trip out like a moron on weed but most people can call that exaggeration shit of new smokers out in a second.
 
You apparently thinking that paranoia while smoking weed is solely due to fear of cops when doing something illegal it pretty hilarious tbh kid.
 
Eejit said:
You apparently thinking that paranoia while smoking weed is solely due to fear of cops when doing something illegal it pretty hilarious tbh kid.
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I dont smoke with morons who exaggerate their fears and 'trip balls' when smoking. The reason most people here get paranoid is because they're afraid they're going to get pulled over, get caught, etc. I dont know what kind of idiots you smoke with.

Now that's not the only reason but it's the main reason people around here would trip out. WTF else is there to get paranoid about. If you're in a battle you already know the possiblities to begin with, the main issue is your slowed reaction time.
 
So wait... Rakurai is Eejit's dad... but Rakurai is still a kid? Damn, you guys are one ****ed up family.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I dont smoke with morons who exaggerate their fears and 'trip balls' when smoking. The reason most people here get paranoid is because they're afraid they're going to get pulled over, get caught, etc. I dont know what kind of idiots you smoke with.
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The idiots I know who smoke become paranoid because of the effects of the drug rather than being scared of la policias. What a bunch of tards amirite?
 
It's as if they don't realise la policias have magical spliff-sensing powers that work from miles away and let them zero in on the position of anyone smoking a joint. It's specifically police they should be paranoid about instead of just random shit that their altered brain chemistry decides to find scary.
 
Eejit said:
It's as if they don't realise la policias have magical spliff-sensing powers that work from miles away and let them zero in on the position of anyone smoking a joint. It's specifically police they should be paranoid about instead of just random shit that their altered brain chemistry decides to find scary.
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The random shit poses no real threat. They're psyching themselves out. It can cause increased paranoia but of REAL things that can happen. Not "LOL THERES GONAN BE MONSTERS"

But more like "oh man I'm paranoid I might get pulled over!!" or if its kids "Oh no my mom/dad/whatever might come home and find me high, we gotta clean!" or other things like that.
 
Ok you've changed your tune, that's fine.
 
Holy shit that guy almost got hit and just lol'd.

OH silly war.
 
In the argument between Rakurai and Eejit: it also depends (obviously) on the dosage, but also on the strength and type of the weed, as well as the user, not to mention that a significant amount of weed that you get through the hands of dealers is laced with other drugs.

These speak for themselves, and I'll add that everyone is affected differently by drugs.

On topic:

I don't think drugs that don't enhance performance are a good idea in a battle zone. Many historic and important battles were won by attacking a group of soldiers who were drunken, celebrating a previous victory, for example. The video makes it quite obvious why it is a bad idea.

It wasn't bright of him to walk out into gunfire like he is bulletproof. Even after a bullet struck his weapon, he didn't seem to realize the danger or care for his own safety.
 
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