Age of Conan Cybersex shennanigans

[CptStern]

The story goes that an Age of Conan player summoned a GM and convinced them to engage in a little "role-playing". The GM then took the player to a more secluded portion of the game world and (after a bit of hemming and hawing) proceeded to describe a sexual scenario in graphic detail.
Best of all? The whole thing is a setup. Shortly after things get really hot and heavy, the player reveals that he lied about his gender before screaming, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and announcing that he has AIDS. It's times like this where I have to thank God for the creation of the internet

lol

[|GM|]: er.. how old are you (hopefully not under 18 lol)
To []: I?m 9.
[|GM|]: OMG
To []: ?_-
To []: Want to be my daddy? Remember, I do like roleplaying ^_--
[|GM|]: oh nice?
[|GM|]: um your not really 9 are you? I just want to be sure lol
To []: Come on? do I sound like I?m 9? What 9 year old knows about glory holes?

9 yr old catholic altar boys?


here's the whole transcript with screens


NWS (naughty text (OMG) )

http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm?BHCP=1&PAGE=1&THREAD=192300&bhcp=1

 

[Sedako]

Your first post in over a week, and it's about gay cyber sex! Midlife crisis time?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Winwin.
Seriously, where do they get the GM's? Don't they have to verify that these people are 18?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Awesome.

 

[ktimekiller]

i loled irl

 

[French Ninja]

Not as good as that WoW sex scandal involving those 2 night elfs. :x

 

[Seppo]

well, that wasn't as funny as i expected. basically it was just another "U HAD CYBER SEX WITH A DOOD" set up

 

[VictimOfScience]

Still pretty funny though. People are such idiots. :rolling:

 

[Jintor]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[ktimekiller]

that gm apparently was fired for that