Ah **** me

[Murray_H]

I was too forward with a girl, she was reciprocating mebut i was too drunk to be srious nd ended up showing her away! i need to make amends"

**** me dragonforce are wicked!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

FABULOUS!

 

[Muffin Man]

smooooooth operator:naughty:

 

[Dalamari]

Sounds Fabulous! Fabulous!

 

[Shodan]

I think we could make something fabulous here...

Hello Mr Bicep! /camp voice

 

[Glirk Dient]

Ask her for buttsecks and if she says no pay her in white rape dollars!

 

[Absinthe]

Take out your penis and slap her eyeball with it. That way next time she gives you lip or acts unapprovingly, you just give her the look and she knows "oh, that's the cock to the eye look, I better not **** around". Then she'll give you head and take it like a champ.

'Scuse me, I'm drunk.

 

[Murray_H]

She is so pretty + funny, i should have olayed it a bit more cooler

 

[Absinthe]

You were drunk. The only way you could have come off cooler is if she was drunk as well. Otherwise, you probably seemed like a horndog.

 

[Glirk Dient]

She is so pretty + funny, i should have olayed it a bit more cooler

Ask her to forgive you and hang out with her...without drinking.

GG drinking BTW.

 

[Murray_H]

she was flirty like me, and we hugged but i dunno, i don't think she likes me in the same way now.

she is so nice, we seem tro llook at each other lots!

 

[gh0st]

horndog.

hahaha oh my ill have to write that one down.

 

[Absinthe]

Are you still drunk.

 

[Ennui]

Its only been a half hour since he wrote the thread and he's still not typing so fabulously so I'm going to guess yes.

 

[outpost]

Ah **** me

Gladly! Fabulous!

 

[Absinthe]

I have no idea if he was referring to an event less recent in time.

If such is not the case, then act quick. Ram your tongue down her throat while your inhibitions are still diminished. The subsequent slapping will also be thankfully numbed down.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Take out your penis and slap her eyeball with it. That way next time she gives you lip or acts unapprovingly, you just give her the look and she knows "oh, that's the cock to the eye look, I better not **** around". Then she'll give you head and take it like a champ.

'Scuse me, I'm drunk.

Most people


----------------------------------------------------not so thin red line

























Absinthe





This is the issue imo

 

[Muffin Man]

ok heres what you do, and i am 100% pure sexah man beast, you can trust me bud, ok just walk up to her and lean against a wall and look as cool as u can, look over ur shoulder for just a second look back and her raise ONE not two but ONE eyebrow and say "I wish to bear your children" and wink, works every time.

 

[<RJMC>]

I think he is asleep over the keyboard whit vomit coming out of the mouth

 

[Muffin Man]

Hurry I Know Cpr Get Me To His House !!!

 

[CyberPitz]

Hmm, quite interesting. I hate blowing things with women that I like alot....makes you feel like an asshole.

Just apologize, and start over.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Hmm, quite interesting. I hate blowing things with women that I like alot....makes you feel like an asshole.

Just apologize, and start over.

doesn't seem like it will be the same again.
he ****ed it up for good :|

 

[Glirk Dient]

Don't act desperate or she is going to be deathly afraid your gonna try to rape her. Act like she is more so an aquaintance. Say hi if you see her...act like things are pretty much normal.

Then when you gain her trust have her come over to your house to hang out. When she isn't looking hit her upside the head with a baseball bat...or until she is knocked out. They struggle less that way. Now you can enjoy what you originally wanted.

That...or apologize and remember to not act desperate. Also if you are flirty flirt and then when she starts flirting back play hard to get to see if she is just flirty as a person or is actually after you. Wow...that paragraph sounds worse than I intended. Oh well...take from it what your able to.

 

[evil^milk]

i love alcohol.

 

[sinkoman]

You were drunk. The only way you could have come off cooler is if she was drunk as well. Otherwise, you probably seemed like a horndog.

/me debates sigging this.

Hehe, that's a good word.

Horndog.

Horndog.

Horndog.

Horndog.

 

[Murray_H]

Alcohol has the unsettling ability to make every issue seem about 5 billion times bigger than it is. In this case, however, it has managed to conjure up something from literally nothing. All hail alcohol, creator of the universe.

:|

 

[Raziaar]

Good thing for me... I don't drink, and I won't drink even when i'm of the legal age, except for the occasional light casual drink with family or friends.

 

[Murray_H]

Good thing for me... I don't drink, and I won't drink even when i'm of the legal age, except for the occasional light casual drink with family or friends.

I can hardly see you up there, on that high horse of yours

 

[Sulkdodds]

I love drunk posts.

Spoiler

Fabulous!

 

[kirovman]

I've given up alcohol for... a week already! But I'll be enjoying a few Sherries and beers at Christmas.

 

[Steven]

Take out your penis and slap her eyeball with it. That way next time she gives you lip or acts unapprovingly, you just give her the look and she knows "oh, that's the cock to the eye look, I better not **** around". Then she'll give you head and take it like a champ.

 

[Beerdude26]

Take out your penis and slap her eyeball with it. That way next time she gives you lip or acts unapprovingly, you just give her the look and she knows "oh, that's the cock to the eye look, I better not **** around". Then she'll give you head and take it like a champ.

'Scuse me, I'm drunk.

Haha put in my sig Hall Of Fame

 

[Dalamari]

Fabulous!

 

[ComradeBadger]

No need to apologise unless you did something especially dire. Just be confident and yourself - no worrriiiiies

 

[Raziaar]

I can hardly see you up there, on that high horse of yours

High horse? lol. Nah. I don't think i'm better than others because of it. Just better than you. :E

 

[DreadLord]

This thread is quite comical.

 

[Maxi]

Fabulous indeed! Drunk on a thursday FTW!

 

[outpost]

Fabulous indeed! Drunk on a thursday FTW!

Todays Friday. Fabulous!