ahaha...women think they can piss standing...ahahaha...ahaha...ahah..aha.ha.a

[jverne]

hmm

artificial penis for girls

http://www.go-girl.com/who-needs-gogirl.asp


discuss

 

[Sheepo]

I think this was in the image dump a long while back.

 

[Emporius]

Meh, makes sense. I've tripped with lots of chicks who've wanted one.

 

[MJ12]

ahah! wat will they make nex; a product for men who want to pee standing down??? LOL

 

[Dinkleberry]

I'm gonna get one and use it to shit standing up.

 

[2Fast4U]

ahah! wat will they make nex; a product for men who want to pee standing down??? LOL

A menstruation simulator device for men.

 

[The Monkey]

Older than God.

 

[Laivasse]

I once knew someone who had a cheapo cardboard version of this kind of thing (they came in packs, she didn't just keep using the same soggy one).

 

[Xendance]

Am I the only guy in the world who takes a piss whilst sitting down?

 

[knut]

I once knew someone who had a cheapo cardboard version of this kind of thing (they came in packs, she didn't just keep using the same soggy one).

Festivals, man. They hand those things out to girls in the Download campsite all the time.

 

[kineaesth]

I have a friend who can pee standing up. She says probably most girls can, they just don't think to try it.

 

[Warped]

speaking of which, a lady at work walked into the mens bathroom the other day because the maintenance guys were cleaning the ladies room. it was kinda awkward but now it all makes sense

 

[Unfocused]

Am I the only guy in the world who takes a piss whilst sitting down?

Why would you do that if it's faster to do so while standing?

 

[Sheepo]

Gender confusion. He got a cock but he's being an ungrateful prick about it.

 

[<RJMC>]

cant they just spread theyr legs very wide and release the cargo?

 

[Raziaar]

GOGIRL.

It's a funnel for your vagina!

 

[Warped]

how is carrying around a pissing device supposed to help keep people sanitary. thats just what i want to see is a bunch of these rolling around in the streets when theres a big gust of wind on garbage day.

 

[Sledgehammer]

Am I the only guy in the world who takes a piss whilst sitting down?

No.

Why would you do that if it's faster to do so while standing?

Not for me.

 

[Raziaar]

I was raised to piss sitting down, since my uncle always prohibited us from standing up while going to the bathroom. I refuse to do so in public restrooms though.


The funny thing is... even though he didn't want us standing up and "pissing all over the place", we were still the ones who had to clean the bathrooms, me and my brother.

 

[CyberPitz]

I have a friend who can pee standing up. She says probably most girls can, they just don't think to try it.

It is true. Spread the lips and aim!

 

[MJ12]

cant they just spread theyr legs very wide and release the cargo?

Yes, that's what they want to do, pee all over their pants and underwear they just pulled down

 

[Krynn72]

I lol'd at the dudes here sitting to piss. Thats almost as emasculating as being castrated.


Also... guess what this is a picture of:

Now go here to find out! http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299

 

[Unfocused]

Not for me.

It's faster for you to pull down your pants, sit down, piss, stand up, pull up your pants (and probably have to fiddle with your belt as well), than to unzip, take your penis out, piss, put it back in, zipup?

 

[Kadayi]

Piss sitting down? Sure when I'm having a shit, but stand up otherwise tbh.

 

[lefty]

I piss in the sink. Efficient, less water wasted. At my penis level.

 

[Krynn72]

Look at my post you assholes. Its good stuff.

 

[JFry]

Why suss with all that messy unzipping? Just wet yourself. Divers do it, so can you!

 

[Raziaar]

I lol'd at the dudes here sitting to piss. Thats almost as emasculating as being castrated.

Jerk.

 

[Kula Meenur]

lol saw this on Top Gear.

 

[Xevrex]

Look at my post you assholes. Its good stuff.

Wow. Faking your first time over, and over, and over again?

Why didn't they think of that before?

 

[Krynn72]

Exactly my thoughts. That thing must be huge in third world countries where they sell virgin whores/daughters. Thats a huge boost to their resell value.

 

[jverne]

Also... guess what this is a picture of:

Now go here to find out! http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299

:O


shockchar

 

[Mr-Fusion]

First they start wearing pants instead of lovely dresses. Now they want fake cocks. What is wrong with women these days. No wonder they can't find boyfriends and husbands.

 

[jverne]

First they start wearing pants instead of lovely dresses. Now they want fake cocks. What is wrong with women these days. No wonder they can't find boyfriends and husbands.

they can't find partners??? you sure, you haven't mixed it up?

 

[swan_song1973]

wow im really laughing my ass off right now.

 

[Emporius]

I think I'd notice if I broke through a foil packet while with some chick.

 

[swan_song1973]

that...looks like a catheter

 

[Krynn72]

Lovely.

 

[swan_song1973]

link?

 

[mindless_moder]

this is worrying
"(One enthusiast gleefully reported that GoGirl stood up to her dishwasher.) "