Air Mail

[Murray_H]

How much would it cost to send 7 sheets of A4 paper in an A4 envelope to the White House in the good old US of A?

Roughly how long do you think it would take for the mail to reach the White House?

What do you think my chances are for a reply? I wouldn't mind an automated letter, just something!

 

[NeptuneUK]

google holds answers for all! behold its mighty all-knowing goodness!

 

[mortiz]

How much would it cost to send 7 sheets of A4 paper in an A4 envelope to the White House in the good old US of A?

Roughly how long do you think it would take for the mail to reach the White House?

What do you think my chances are for a reply? I wouldn't mind an automated letter, just something!

Are you a terrorist? Sending a long list of bomb threats? Is the envelope laced with anthrax?

 

[FictiousWill]

You will probably get an automated reply. There's probably some rule or other somewhere that even says you have to get some sort of acknowledgement. I really don't know though. Watcha sending?

 

[Steve]

How much would it cost to send 7 sheets of A4 paper in an A4 envelope to the White House in the good old US of A?

Roughly how long do you think it would take for the mail to reach the White House?

What do you think my chances are for a reply? I wouldn't mind an automated letter, just something!

A4, huh? What's wrong with good ol' American letter?

 

[baron insig]

Maybe he is sending pictures of his Artistic skills or bomb threats or anthrax or maybe showing bush how people waste paper and nothing is being done to it ( put please recycle on it lol )

 

[the_lone_wolf]

A4, huh? What's wrong with good ol' American letter?

it's easier to use A4 in the UK

 

[Steve]

it's easier to use A4 in the UK

Well, he's sending it to the White House. "When sending a letter to Rome..."

 

[PvtRyan]

He's gonna mail them 7 copies of him sitting on a copying machine pants down

 

[Murray_H]

I'm sending Mr. Bush plans for a moon cake. I cannot divulge any more, the plans are secret.

I was inspired by a book I read, 'The Timewaster Letters' by Robin Cooper. Read it, it's bloody hilarious!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well, he's sending it to the White House. "When sending a letter to Rome..."

"...don't forget to write 'Italy' in the address."

 

[Sui]

you'll probally get an automated reply that says:

Remember! vote for kene- i mean bush in the erection contest next ye- i mean at the end of my term! then i'll come round your house and we can be bestest buddies in the whole wide world!!1

 

[Hectic Glenn]

you'll probally get an automated reply that says:

Remember! vote for kene- i mean bush in the erection contest next ye- i mean at the end of my term! then i'll come round your house and we can be bestest buddies in the whole wide world!!1

rofl did you mean to write erection or election?

EDIT: billy connolly in your sig! hahahah take that jehovanah witnesses! hahahahaaha

 

[Sui]

rofl did you mean to write erection or election?

EDIT: billy connolly in your sig! hahahah take that jehovanah witnesses! hahahahaaha

yes, i meant to write erection it's not my joke, got it off dead ringers lol

and yea those jehovanah witnesses got pwned he probally does that to distant relatives too