Al Qaeda are inside your police!!111

What, onion-esque joke newspaper?
 
daily mail reader in a street of london
*looks at men dressed as santa claus*
reader:It have a beard! is a terrorist!
*start beating santa*
 
Numbers, never, ever post a daily mail link. They are the shittest newspaper in the world. Racist bastards.
 
15357 said:
What, onion-esque joke newspaper?
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Not joke newspaper in the Onion sense. Joke newspaper in the 'what the hell people take this seriously?' sense.

A joke of a newspaper, to be precise.
 
15357 said:
What, onion-esque joke newspaper?
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Less of a joke than disturbing. There are, incredibly, people who take the Daily Mail seriously. Even less accurate than Fox News or Soviet-era Pravda.
 
daily mail is the second most sold newspaper in the UK?
 
http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/

Critize the daily mail!!!


btw this reminds of the child abducter episode in south park.

"Yes it's highly likely that terroism is inside your police. Don't trust your police"
"Breaking News! Terrorists are often found to be close friends, even teachers"
"More shocking news! Terrorism is sometimes even found to be spouses, sometimes even children."
 
The Daily Mail tries so hard to be a broadsheet, it's laughable. What do you expect from a British tabloid newspaper?
 
15357 said:
What, onion-esque joke newspaper?
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I'll try to make this simple for you :p:

The Daily Mail would report you as a North-Korea-loving communist and then get so-called "experts" back up that 'fact'. Then they print it and sell it. For any other subject whatsoever, replace yourself with said subject.
 
Where exactley do these people get the incentive to take on a skilled profession, develop a wealthy life style, and then go straight to participating in an act of terrorisim all of a sudden?.

NHS doctors have to be very skilled for example, then a group of them band together and use the most expensive and well built vehicles they can afford to execute botched attacks, with highly inflammable incindiary materials that can't even be properly classed as explosives.
It's like someone is banding these idiots together and getting them to participate in full knowledge that it has a low probability or not even a chance of causing explosions, In the cases of the latest attacks.
 
clarky003 said:
Where exactley do these people get the incentive to take on a skilled profession, develop a wealthy life style, and then go straight to participating in an act of terrorisim all of a sudden?.

NHS doctors have to be very skilled for example, then a group of them band together and use the most expensive and well built vehicles they can afford to execute botched attacks, with highly inflammable incindiary materials that can't even be properly classed as explosives.
It's like someone is banding these idiots together and getting them to participate in full knowledge that it has a low probability or not even a chance of causing explosions, In the cases of the latest attacks.
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Its so they actually get into the country, they get a doctorate in some other country, then apply for immigration into the UK, where, as they have a Medical Degree, we let them in without doing background checks or anything and then give them a job in the NHS.
They're then free to do whatever the hell they want, say perhaps, build a bomb and go crash it into Glasgow airport.
 
clarky003 said:
Where exactley do these people get the incentive to take on a skilled profession, develop a wealthy life style, and then go straight to participating in an act of terrorisim all of a sudden?.
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Most terrorists have been pretty wealthy. The word "terrorist" itself was coined by a group of educated, upperclass Russian gentlemen who needed a name for themselves after they started killing people. And many of the kamikaze pilots in WWII were well educated and wrote wonderful poetry before they died.
 
Well that's my point if it takes all that time to indoctrinate and blend into the system why can't they do something as simple as finding materials that have a high chance of exploding, instead of what was practically duds. Seems like these decade long plans or so were somewhat retarded.
 
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