Hehe, my cat rarely goes sleeping in my bed, but that's cause I usually close my bedroom door. But the general behaviour is spot on (apart from the baseball bat part perhaps )
My tiny dogs do the same thing. The don't stop neither. My damn dog is already looking at me like "feed me" and it's 11:25AM and she gets fed at 2PM. Both of them, scram! Your not getting fed yet!
ROFL. That's so true. Also, my cat wakes me up when she was let outside at night, and starts scratching at my window screen. She claws at it and as her claws get stuck in the mesh it makes a grating noise... so even in the deepest slumber I wake up and let her in. I'm pussy whipped.