Alien Virus attacks Peruvians, Zombie apocolypse imminent

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Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village

Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.

Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a "strange odor," local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.

Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.

"Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned," he said.
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/me stocks up on shotguns, zombie survival equipment

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070918/sc_afp/peruhealthoffbeat
 
Quick, everyone get there copy!

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I have that and the US Army Survival Manual on my bookshelf.

Food to last a couple of weeks under the bed. I'm ready.
 
Got me a copy of ZSG also! Now I just need to purchase some firearms...

well, if the Zombie apocalypse does not come out of this, maybe a scenario from Andromeda Strain will?

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perhaps it is true, probably radiation? might contain some radioactive material you know..
 
Finally, my day may have come. Bring on those motherf*cking zombies. I'm ready.
 
I believe this is a pre emptive strike by the bush admin. Instead of killing the sky with a killer virus they have unwittingly viro nuked the population of Peru.
 
comoxer said:
Quick, everyone get there copy!

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I have the Abridged edition that came free with a copy of PCZONE. 93 Pages of pure genius, Max Brooks is the man.

So we are looking at a Class1 situation here :p

I figure if it was radiation, they would know that was the problem with some simple tests?
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I didn't know radiation could smell like burning sh*t
 
Where do zombies come in? I don't get it... are vomiting people somehow zombies?

Besides... you know what we Humans do in this situation? We coldly quarantine them until they all die and then we move on with our lives.
 
Raziaar said:
Where do zombies come in? I don't get it... are vomiting people somehow zombies?

Besides... you know what we Humans do in this situation? We coldly quarantine them until they all die and then we move on with our lives.
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Usually sick people turn into Zombies in these types of situation :cheers:
 
No, usually sick people die or get better. Those are the two pretty much guaranteed results.

LAWL sorry if I stomped all over your imagination!
 
Raziaar said:
Where do zombies come in? I don't get it... are vomiting people somehow zombies?

Besides... you know what we Humans do in this situation? We coldly quarantine them until they all die and then we move on with our lives.
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because a meteor crash landing on earth always precedes a zombie apocolypse silly ... :upstare:
 
Or aliens, or intelligent energy patterns, or tiberium, or space bugs, or diseases, or triffids, or orcs, or transformers or...

:|
 
*crosses fingers for Tiberium...except, it's going to have to be called...Punovium...*
 
Wait till Kane gets a load of this.
 
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