All Girl Slumber Party

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Do any members here have children, namely daughters?

I have 1 & she turned 11 yesterday.

No naturally she has a bunch of friends over from school for a slumber party since they are on Easter Break. So now I have a house full of screaming, giggling girls, which is fine since I love kids & can easily act just as silly as they do. (My daughter pulled me aside an hour ago to tell me that all of her friends love me & now don't want to go home tomorrow.. :O ) I have a single child & boy is she a hand full, as all girls are, but I only have 1 girl. Last week a friend from work let me in on a little secret of his. He has 14 kids, 7 of which are girls. Seven!! OMG, I don't know what I would do with more than one girl running around. As it is, i'm the only male in the family & there are 5 of us here. (2 female cats & a girl Turtle) So the estrogen is thick here where I live.

Now I have a house full of girls on top of that. Well a buffet dinner of pizza, pizza & more pizza, not to mention all the soda-pop they could drink & ice cream they could eat later, they wanted to watch a scary movie. Told me in no uncertain terms, that if I didn't let them watch a scary movie, that they would wait until I fell asleep & then put makeup on me as I slept. But i'm a man damnit & I put my foot down. I begged them to please not paint-me-up to look like my wife. Of course they all cracked up, while I got a scowl from the missus. After much talking & screaming, the scary movie was out, but now they all settled on the movie "Terminator 3". Thats a rated R movie. So after each child screaming over the next that their parents let them watch rated R movies (Yeah Right) I asked them if they thought their parents would say yes, if I called them. Thinking they would back douwn they all screamed yes. So I spent the last 30 minutes on the phone talking to all the partens of the kids over here asking them if they could watch a rated R movie & "Terminator 3" in particular. I got the OK from all parents. I thought the roof was gonna blow off from all the excited screaming.

They begged me to come out & watched the movie with them, batting their eyelashes saying they might get scared of the dark......

Girls....

-MRG
 
Sounds "fun" :naughty:
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Who here wants to come to Zombie's slumber party? Nightquil and Tylonal PM are served as drinks and snacks.
 
Nice MRG, being a dad must be awesome in it's own respects :)
 
Haha. My first thought was "lol pedo", but really that's just way too cute and awesome. I wish I could have that kind of report with kids, but they're always just scared of me or something (probably for good reason... lol pedo).

Anyway, this thread is useless as an MRG thread without giving the slumber party a rating out of 5. :p
 
Bad^Hat said:
Haha. My first thought was "lol pedo", but really that's just way too cute and awesome. I wish I could have that kind of report with kids, but they're always just scared of me or something (probably for good reason... lol pedo).

Anyway, this thread is useless as an MRG thread without giving the slumber party a rating out of 5. :p
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Once upon a time, I wanted to be a Kindergarten Teacher. Due to a back injury, I was off work for over 2 years on disability. During that time I was a room dad @ my daughters school. For all of her Kindergarten & 1st grade school years I was pretty much working in the classroom full time, under a volunteer basis. Even got "Thank You" certificates at the end of the year from the teachers I worked with.

Sadly, I came to the realization, that it was "highly" unusual for a man to be a kindergarten teacher. Several parents had a very hard time with the fact that I enjoyed working with children. Rather hurtful their responses were. The more so when while out shopping or just away from the school in general, if I ran across one of the kids that was in the classes I was in, they would often run up to me & give me hugs, yelling "Mr. J!" Mr. J!" an act their paranoid parents didn't seem to appreciate.

Koola Mena said:
i lol'd

14 kids would be huge on the weekly grocery shopping bill
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The man does have my respect. We got along very well, that is until he realized that I had allowed my daughter to watch the Harry Potter films. Came to find out, he is exceedingly religious. Now he is cordual to me, but no longer very nice.

-MRG
 
MRG said:
The man does have my respect. We got along very well, that is until he realized that I had allowed my daughter to watch the Harry Potter films. Came to find out, he is exceedingly religious. Now he is cordial to me, but no longer very nice.
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Sounds like he's a bit pretentious... :(
 
I hate kids. I would have left my wife to deal with the slumber party, and then took up drinking at a local pub.
 
Krynn72 said:
I hate kids. I would have left my wife to deal with the slumber party, and then took up drinking at a local pub.
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*standing next to stove in dress with a pan* I'm right here Krynn, I can hear you. YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING I DO, YOU CHEATING BASTARD! *stomps out of the kitchen crying*
 
How many father's are there on hl2.net?

Only people I know now are stern and mrg...
 
I am the father of everyone. If that counts. I have many penises from Chernobyl
 
You got my respect for being able to deal with all those kids. I took my goddaughter to a birthday party yesterday and I was beat by the end of it. All those girls were much younger though, kindergarten age. You get kudos for being able to teach kids that age as well, 'cause they're just all over the place, man. Thankfully my goddaughter's very quiet and reserved, so being with her on her own is enjoyable. It's throwing other kids into the mix (especially her younger sister) that becomes a serious task.
 
pics or it didnt happen...and...take good pics...yea...kthxbye
 
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lado?, load?, pedo overl0ad, sneak a peek
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I lol'd.

In other news, I always find I have a rapport with children. Something my sister finds difficult to come to terms with as it is she, not I, who wants to go into childcare when she grows up. I find the best way to act around children and animals is to treat them as if they were an equal by not constantly going over to them and playing with them, but by letting them come to you.
 
Awesome thread.

I hate kids, and they love me for it. It's stockholme syndrome, except without all the pervy and/or criminal aspects that phrase implies.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
*standing next to stove in dress with a pan* I'm right here Krynn, I can hear you. YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING I DO, YOU CHEATING BASTARD! *stomps out of the kitchen crying*
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Now, there there, ZT, it's alright. If you need to uh, talk about it, I'm right here.

*winks*
 
Well, it's over & all children have gone home.

I had to go to bed at 11:30PM, because I had to work very early this morning, so all the girls were asleep when I left. So on my way home from work, I call home & my wife picks up. I could right away that something was wrong just by the tone of her voice. For one thing, she told me she was very tired, since the girls fell asleep around 3am. The second thing was that this was the 1st & last time a slumber party was going to be held at our house with the same group of girls. Came to find out, there was a lot of drama between some of the girls & so problems began to arise. some girls not playing with others & so being left out, they began to "lie" about what other girls said or did, with my wife catching a few in the middle of the lies.

Then if that wasn't bad enough, a few of the girls began to act sneaky, getting into stuff they were told to leave alone, such as my wifes scrap booking stuff. They were told NOT to touch anything on my wifes crafts desk. Well they snuck into it & then began to draw pictures with my wifes expensive calligraphy pens & these special gel pens. Then they began to draw on themselves & then got ink all over our new couch. Then, my wife caught them going through the cupboards in the bathroom & when asked what they were doing, they said nothing from behind the door, then my wife heard them giggling. Then she caught them going through the fridge helping themselves. Where are their parents & what are they teaching them? This is not proper company behavior. I learned at a very young age, that while over at another persons house, there are rules just like at home & one of those rules was to ASK before taking.

Then we noticed that a few of the girls do not have any personal hygiene habits, as they would not "whipe" or flush, even after being told to via the generic "Ok girls, make sure you wash your hands before eating" comment. Now my wife also had a big, special breakfast planned of Pancakes, bacon, biscuts, waffles, sausage & juice. When it was all out, they grabbed all they could & then didn't eat it. An expansive waste. Then they wanted to keep eating & then not eating what they took. Another rule I was taught as a youngster, to eat what I take.

There was more, but whats done is done. The one girl thats still here, my wife & I like the best. She is welcome here anytime, as she has excellent manners & is very nice, if not a little too shy. she has been over for a sleepover one before & I know her dad.

Sigh.....

-MRG
 
MRG said:
Came to find out, there was a lot of drama between some of the girls & so problems began to arise. some girls not playing with others & so being left out, they began to "lie" about what other girls said or did, with my wife catching a few in the middle of the lies.
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That's why they are called drama queens...Sorry to hear it didn't go well. I've got a daughter who is 14, and I've had about 5 of her friends over before. No big deal, except I've been a bachelor for about 6 years now, and that much estrogen all at once gave me a hell of a headache...;)
Dude, I realized I was getting old when I start doing that: "When I was your age" and "Kids these days" stuff, but damn, I guess if the shoe fits....
 
Cormeh said:
Invite CyberPitz. Do it!
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Is it sad that's what I thought at the start of the thread?

On a serious note, sounds like you had your hands full. I'd be scared/stressed to hell if I had that many kids over. I don't know, I'd probably just be a bad parent in general.
 
Ravioli said:
pics or it didnt happen...and...take good pics...yea...kthxbye
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Sorry, didn't take any. (Grabs daughters hand and runs away from Ravioli)

TollBooth Willie said:
Can I come to the next one? I'll be a good manboy.
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Sure, Tollbooth Willie, i'll invite you to the next Old Ditties Sleep Over at the local Convalescent home. MY brother in laws girlfriend works there. I'll be sure to get you an invite. The below pic is of the winner of last years Miss Convalescent Home pagent.

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DreamThrall said:
Not quite yet... still have another 10 or 11 weeks ;) But it is going to be a girl btw, so thanks for the heads up, MRG :D
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A girl, well Congrats! Even though they are a handful, I SO badly wanted a daughter & so I talked to "her" while my wife was preggo. And she had a girl!! We didn't know until she was born. I pray the birth is fast. MY wife was in labor for...for.. 76 hours. I'm not kidding either or being dramatic. The Docs had the OR prepped for an emergency C-Section, if it wasn't natural within the next 10 mins. Too much stress on my wife. Ended up being Last minute natural.

OMG.. why did I tell you that? I so don't want to worry you. I'm sorry. :(

However, Congrats!! Children are a blessing. I'm sure everyone is giving you advise & suggestions to the point of you wanting to scream at them to STFU!, but regardless of that, I have some advise for you;

Don't stand on the sidelines & watch. Be an involved parent.

-MRG
 
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