All the freemanians of the world unite!

[BRX]

I would like to take o moment to invite ya'll to join the new religion\cult\whatever 'Freemanians'. This religion has it's first signs as early as in the 'Follow Freeman' episode in the game. Those citizens are the first poeple recorded to believe in the Freemanian stream and in it's leader\god Gordon the Mighty.

I recommend to all to join us, as loyal followers of Gordon the Mighty. The requirements are:

-Basic knowledge in handling a crowbar.
-Big Black nerdy glasses.
-The ablility of not talking for long periods of time.

If you want more info on Freemanian, you can get it at one of the many temples around the world. They exist in city 1-16 and 18-20.
Also, those of you who have pets, they should be called Lammar Jr. ASAP.

In the name of Gordon the Mighty, we hope to see many of you join!

Yours truely,
a loyal servant.

 

[Cormeh]

Pass Thanks. :|

 

[emCee-ig]

can we wear black nikes and kill ourselves with kool aid?

 

[big_king_frosty]

Do we have to be dumb though? (meaning we cant speak) And have ginger hair coz i really resent that, wait a minute, on the HL2 box he has dark hair! OMG they died his hair whilst he was in stasis!!! devious b***tards!