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CptStern

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Nine-year-old writes hilarious Half-Life fanfic, some guys at Fark make an animation of it.

Result = awesome beyond words.
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John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went. John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon. The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
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http://cavalorn.livejournal.com/409049.html

:LOL:
 
You should spend more times out of politics old man. This fanfic has been known for years, and it's referenced pretty often on HL2.net :p
 
Veggie even made a flash of it- wait, no, you're feuding with Veggie. That's right.
 
Never saw this actually. I felt it was kind of set up.
 
Hey guys, have you heard of this great new thing called breathing?

All the cool kids are doing it :(
 
CAPTAIN STERN I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS BEFORE

CAPTAIN STERN THIS IS THE WRONG FORUM

breathe
 
Stern, havent you seen Vegetas animation about this? How could you have POSSIBLY have missed it?


?!?!?!?! end of the world?
 
I don't understand how someone on this site, even someone here not even a member for as long as Stern, could not know about this.
 
I knew exactly how fail this thread would be when I saw the title and who posted it.
 
He couldn't even be a man about being told that his topic was 2 years old, I don't think he's going to apologize to his nemesis.
 
Me and Stern being enemies? I don't know how you could. Though he's had me on ignore for a while now so we don't exactly have too many 'encounters' any more.
 
I've never seen or heard or it before, thanks for posting.
 
xombine said:
I don't understand how someone on this site, even someone here not even a member for as long as Stern, could not know about this.
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One of my friends has known about this for a while and he hasn't even played any of the Half-Life games.... :eek:
 
i've read the story, but never saw the video. so stern is forgiven :D
 
I meant the Stern/Vegeta quote wars... :p
 
Hahaha... Oh man.... Old Man Stern has done it again!
 
The awful truth is now apparent.
 
Someone link to Vegeta's animation? I don't think I've seen it yet.
 
It's a massive 21 page thread too.

facepalm.jpg
 
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