All the rebels need

stewe231

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Al the rebels need is a cloning machine:LOL: so thay can clone gordon into like a million of him, because 1 gordon can defeat maybe 20 striders, 1000 combine troops, 12 gunships, in the whole game, imagine if we had a million gordons:LOL: , dont bother cloning alyx, she will just nag gordon to hell lol
 
All they need are super soakers cause it seems that all combine technology goes boom when it comes in contact with water (haven't noticed a synth that works on water yet), that is why they are draining all of Earth's water. ZOMGBBQH4XFTW!!1! Combine H2O intolerant!!!.
Oh and they need to turn off the suppression field and listen to John Lennon's All you need is Love.
 
Hey, good point. Everything dies in water. Just flood the place. Except... Combine dumping water someplace. I wonder where?
 
They could be converting it into its base components. Maybe using it as fuel then or something for another combine world. xD
 
Arrgh The Coke BURRRRNSSSSS IT BURNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS USSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
It's not Gordon, it's the suit. If Gordon was outside the suit and had to kill a strider, he'd be dead as any other rebel.
 
They should be cheering the suit!

...Although I note that while apparently the suit administers morphine all other rebels (and Alyx and Barney) are totally fine with just soaking up lead or dark energy or explosions or what have you until they die.
 
They're bots, Jintor. They don't have feelings.
 
They could be converting it into its base components. Maybe using it as fuel then or something for another combine world. xD

Water is hydrogen and oxygen. Maybe they want it to power fusion reactors or something? That would explain mass production in a combine citadel.
 
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