All things Kebab related

[we11er]

Yes, here be a thread dedicated to the humble kebab.

If you don't know what a kebab is, then you can leave right now.

There's nothing better in the world than coming home from a night out and scoffing down a good bit of doner. Hot sauce and as many chillis as you can get are compulsary.

Of course as we all know, doner is made from 100% prime rectal cavity meat, but somehow it just manages to hit the spot, you know?

I once ate two king size kebabs in one night. I have fond memories of that day...

The best kebabs I've ever tasted were from a place called Sabinos in Gloucester. Absolutely perfect. The worst can be found at "Adam's Van" at the University of Warwick. Unfortunately it was from the latter that I ate two in one night.

Kebab tips:

1. Don't eat when sober

2. Eat with fingers only, you should be aiming to get smothered in hot sauce and salad.

3. Make sure the pita is nice a strong - you don't want your delicious meal to end up on the curb.

4. If going to bed shortly after consuming a kebab, make sure you have a bin or washing up bowel near by. The last thing you want in the entire world is to wake up writhing around in a bed of regurgitated kebab. Believe me on this one.

Kebab Links:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/insideldn/insideout/series6/wk7/kebabs/kebabs.shtml - BBC article on kebabs

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/d/doner_kebab.asp - Kebab cartoons

http://www.kebab365.com/index.php?lang=en - Kebab search engine! I have no idea what this is btw...

So let's hear about your kebab-related stories/suggestions. :cheers:

 

[The Dark Elf]

A good Kebab is actually really nice.. though I refuse to read about what meat is _really_ used in them.. Some things a man is just not supposed to know

 

[Murray_H]

I don't get sick from eating kebabs.....well, not from the front end anyhoo

 

[CyberSh33p]

A good Kebab is actually really nice.. though I refuse to read about what meat is _really_ used in them.. Some things a man is just not supposed to know

isn't it pork or beef, depending? :|

 

[The Dark Elf]

isn't it pork or beef, depending? :|

Depends where in the UK you buy one... Cat, Dog, Rat.. whatever they can catch behind some of these places.

Really, its best never to think about the kind of meat used or the condition of the cooking area, its that that makes you sick

 

[Alec_85]

Eew TDE: I had a Kebab for dinner today damnit :E A "Kebabrulle" to be exact. It's a Kebab rolled like a cigar (30-40 centimeter long) & very broad & thick etc The white sauce is quite tasty too. Honest.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Meat is murder! ;(

 

[Steve]

Meat is murder! ;(

mmmm...murder is delicious...

 

[The Dark Elf]

Eew TDE: I had a Kebab for dinner today damnit :E A "Kebabrulle" to be exact. It's a Kebab rolled like a cigar (30-40 centimeter long) & very broad & thick etc The white sauce is quite tasty too. Honest.

Heh, well its all meat in the end ain't it, so long as its not gonna kill you and you never open the paper the next morning to find the owners being arrested and the contents of those large bins at the back being discovered, its fine food

 

[Absinthe]

There are, like, three kebab shops in town where I live. Its pretty tempting to buy one when you're sober. But when me and my buddies are completely smashed and finally heading back home from the pub, the smell from the shops is irresistable. We all pour in, drunkenly demand our kebabs, and tell them to make them "sehr scharf". The man behind the counter will give us a somewhat concerned look, warning us that it's going to be really hot, and we reply with "Oh, **** yooouuuuu!!!!!! Pour the fookin' sauce on". This usually results in the best couple of minutes in your entire life (eating the kebab) followed by the worst couple of minutes in your entire life (constant vomiting from the bad mix of alcohol and and the spicy meal).

Such nights may or may not be followed by fiery shits in the morning.

 

[CyberSh33p]

Meat is murder! ;(

animals eat meat too you know and you don't have those canines for nothin'. they're for tearing and ripping the flesh of the innocent so you can digest it easier.

vegetarians are silly

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Oh man you have no idea how much I need a kebab right now....

 

[The Dark Elf]

Meat is murder! ;(

murder is murder, meat is nose, hoof and neck byproduct



*finishes his Pork Pie*

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

murder is murder, meat is nose, hoof and neck byproduct



*finishes his Pork Pie*

Oh boy are we mean!


YUMMY!



[EDIT: I respect vegies honest.... just.... I ... lub meat!.....]

 

[Alec_85]

lol never actually thought of the fact that animals eat meat too :E I wonder how the Vegans would respond to that? That it's natural? Sillies.

 

[Ames]

lol never actually thought of the fact that animals eat meat too :E I wonder how the Vegans would respond to that? That it's natural? Sillies.

Probably respond that we eat way more meat than normal?...

Crazy vegans.

 

[Alec_85]

Probably respond that we eat way more meat than normal?...

Crazy vegans.

Yeah there ain't much else to choose from except vegitables is there? And I despise vergitables. Don't eat them unless I have to (which I do really but I don't anyway).

I bet Vegans would give up if they could set their ideas aside for a moment & eat a beefy hamburger. Who can resist? The nature has designed us & the environment that way. We kill to survive. Has always been like that.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Ahhh Kebabs. The cause of 90% of pub-related vomiting on the way home.

Although I do have a fond memory of eating a fine kebab after a heavy night in Spoons, with 2 good mates, on a bench outside the railway station. Just chatted and ate. I didn't throw up that night

 

[The Dark Elf]

Ahhh Kebabs. The cause of 90% of pub-related vomiting on the way home.

Although I do have a fond memory of eating a fine kebab after a heavy night in Spoons, with 2 good mates, on a bench outside the railway station. Just chatted and ate. I didn't throw up that night

Well blow my cock and call me queer.. a story of a drunken night out by Badger that didn't involve Lauren/Heidi/Samantha/Steph/Janet/etc

 

[h00dlum]

Kebab rulez Specially Viking Kebab..(like doner but bigger)

 

[Alec_85]

Haha I'd like to hear those stories And what's up with your avatar Badger? Your hand looks like a chick's back doing something naughty. (what can a back do that's so naughty?) Actually, I just figured what it really was...

 

[oldagerocker]

Every kebab i've had has been fine, no vomiting for me. Although i do eat them sober.... and i do get the squits but i usually just associate that with the beer when i have ben drinking. True, the meat isnt great quality...but it does have that good, kebab taste about it...