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"Damn this infernal machine!" cried Dr Kliener. Alyx looked at the pile of rusting metal
cans and old car batteries, ever since the explosion things just hadn't been the same.
"Kliener, give up, don't you think you've made enough house hold appliances?" Alyx was
frustrated, It had been weeks since she last saw Gordon Freeman, all that Dr Kliener was
interested in was kitting out his new underground base with all the latest home comforts.
"Alyx patience, all i need is to attach the hypoheatophiblorator and... Ah ha! Yes! Alyx
pull that switch over there, the red one, no not that one, thats a blue switch, no Alyx
thats green, Alyx this isn't funny just pull the red switch" Alyx pulled the red switch.
Sound came from every direction vibrating furniture and partially damaging ear drums, the
end wall was lit up from top to bottom with the infamous face of Citizen 103214.
"Citizen 102212, I... I... Think that, well I dont no how to put this, what with the thought
police and everything, but, I think that I am platonically connected to you and would
definatelly consider you a suitable canitade for bearing my children for the good of city 14C"
"OH Citizen 8921503... I fully concur let us do our duty to the 'Population Rehabilation
Program' and fill application 197.11 straight away and pledge for a..."
Dr. Kliener beemed at Alyx shouting
"WHADDYATHINK? ITS THE LATEST IN HOME CINEMA, CREATIVE FX GOLD PLATINUM FRANKINSENCE AND
MYRHH SURROUND SOUND, HDR LIGHTING X10 INFINITY MINUS 1 AND..."
Alyx slammed the red switch into the off position, the room fell deadly silent apart from
the sound of fans spinning down and Dr Kliener screaming
"ADVANCED PARTICLE PHYSIC ENGINE, CRYSTAL LED DISPLAY... oh. It appears as though the
surround sound has been switched off and my favourite film "Population Rehabilation Program
Needs YOU!" is no longer being projected against the back wall of my underground labratory,
my, my this is most peculiar"
Alyx glared at Dr Kliener. Forcing herself not to pistol whip the frail old Dr. she said
through gritted teeth
"How about we just make a nice cup of tea and wait for Gordon to get back, yes?"
"That my dear, is a most excellent idea!"
Hearing this, Alyx for the first time since the explosion, gave the slightest hint of not
being pissed off for once.
"...Of course i'll need to reconnect the tube-u-lator with the heat ray coordinator and oh
yes! Lets not forget the Hypoflangeoram death ray machine"
Dr Kliener didnt speak anymore that day, as he was too busy lying on the floor with Alyx's
gun embedded in his forehead.
UNTIL NEXT TIME KIDS!
cans and old car batteries, ever since the explosion things just hadn't been the same.
"Kliener, give up, don't you think you've made enough house hold appliances?" Alyx was
frustrated, It had been weeks since she last saw Gordon Freeman, all that Dr Kliener was
interested in was kitting out his new underground base with all the latest home comforts.
"Alyx patience, all i need is to attach the hypoheatophiblorator and... Ah ha! Yes! Alyx
pull that switch over there, the red one, no not that one, thats a blue switch, no Alyx
thats green, Alyx this isn't funny just pull the red switch" Alyx pulled the red switch.
Sound came from every direction vibrating furniture and partially damaging ear drums, the
end wall was lit up from top to bottom with the infamous face of Citizen 103214.
"Citizen 102212, I... I... Think that, well I dont no how to put this, what with the thought
police and everything, but, I think that I am platonically connected to you and would
definatelly consider you a suitable canitade for bearing my children for the good of city 14C"
"OH Citizen 8921503... I fully concur let us do our duty to the 'Population Rehabilation
Program' and fill application 197.11 straight away and pledge for a..."
Dr. Kliener beemed at Alyx shouting
"WHADDYATHINK? ITS THE LATEST IN HOME CINEMA, CREATIVE FX GOLD PLATINUM FRANKINSENCE AND
MYRHH SURROUND SOUND, HDR LIGHTING X10 INFINITY MINUS 1 AND..."
Alyx slammed the red switch into the off position, the room fell deadly silent apart from
the sound of fans spinning down and Dr Kliener screaming
"ADVANCED PARTICLE PHYSIC ENGINE, CRYSTAL LED DISPLAY... oh. It appears as though the
surround sound has been switched off and my favourite film "Population Rehabilation Program
Needs YOU!" is no longer being projected against the back wall of my underground labratory,
my, my this is most peculiar"
Alyx glared at Dr Kliener. Forcing herself not to pistol whip the frail old Dr. she said
through gritted teeth
"How about we just make a nice cup of tea and wait for Gordon to get back, yes?"
"That my dear, is a most excellent idea!"
Hearing this, Alyx for the first time since the explosion, gave the slightest hint of not
being pissed off for once.
"...Of course i'll need to reconnect the tube-u-lator with the heat ray coordinator and oh
yes! Lets not forget the Hypoflangeoram death ray machine"
Dr Kliener didnt speak anymore that day, as he was too busy lying on the floor with Alyx's
gun embedded in his forehead.
UNTIL NEXT TIME KIDS!
