Alyx Vance - Cutest Animated Character Ever?

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Is it just me, or is Alyx Vance adorable? Shes the perfect girl. Your first meeting is after she kicks the crap out of 5 CPs. Shes quite handy with a pistol too. Every time she shows up in the game she gives you much needed company. I say props to VALVe on character development. Now where is this girl for real!
 
DElta418 said:
Is it just me, or is Alyx Vance adorable? Shes the perfect girl. Your first meeting is after she kicks the crap out of 5 CPs. Shes quite handy with a pistol too. Every time she shows up in the game she gives you much needed company. I say props to VALVe on character development. Now where is this girl for real!

Dude come on. It's a video game. Smart, hot, handy, and easy going women don't exist as far as I know.
 
Women are meant to be the slaves of men and the carriers of life.

If I had my way with the world, the men would be off fighting the Combine. While Alyx and the rest of those females would work in an underground kitchen.
 
Absinthe said:
Women are meant to be the slaves of men and the carriers of life.

If I had my way with the world, the men would be off fighting the Combine. While Alyx and the rest of those females would work in an underground kitchen.

Hahahaha. That will start a bit of contoversy I think.
 
Well I haven't had quiet as bad luck with the opposite sex as Absinthe here has but damn, sounds like he needs to get laid!
 
Dalamari : You are a flaming **** bag

Not me. Dalamari's words.
 
If i had my way, Alyx would be killed by Civil Protection Units and humanity will be saved by Breen.
 
Pesmerga said:
Dalamari : You are a flaming **** bag

Not me. Dalamari's words.

Thanks for posting my message Pesmerga, I was in a game of WoW and couldn't take the time out of it to tell this guy that he is a dumbass.
 
DElta418,

You need to go into the Big Blue Room.

wait... Take a shower, and go into the Big Blue Room.

wait, put some clothes on after the shower (yes and clean underwear)...
and and go into the Big Blue Room...

They have girls there. some are quite nice.
 
I'm jsut saying Alyx was a very welldone character. If she were real i would compliment her on her performance. Thats all.
 
I found her to be too talkative. Typical woman I guess, even women in videogames talk too much.
 
Good characters in the game, too little character development on all of them though. Hopefully Aftermath will fix that, there was just too little Alyx, Barney and Kleiner in HL2.
 
I made her into a real size card board cut out tehn did bad things to her, lol!!111one.,,,
 
DElta418 said:
Is it just me, or is Alyx Vance adorable? Shes the perfect girl. Your first meeting is after she kicks the crap out of 5 CPs. Shes quite handy with a pistol too. Every time she shows up in the game she gives you much needed company. I say props to VALVe on character development. Now where is this girl for real!
Dear DElta418

I liked the Alyx character, but I don't know... I got the feeling she was trying to hit on me or something. What happens if in Aftermath she goes a step futher? What happens if she tries to touch me in a place or in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable? How do I reject her advances?

Yours Sincerely, kupoartist
 
kupoartist said:
Dear DElta418

I liked the Alyx character, but I don't know... I got the feeling she was trying to hit on me or something. What happens if in Aftermath she goes a step futher? What happens if she tries to touch me in a place or in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable? How do I reject her advances?

Yours Sincerely, kupoartist

:LOL:

You are either

1. Jack Thompson's spy

or

2. being sarcstic.
 
Mutley said:
I made her into a real size card board cut out tehn did bad things to her, lol!!111one.,,,

Screenshots? LOL!

EDIT: F5, F5, F5, F5 F6, send in a savegame
 
bat_lyubo said:
Screenshots? LOL!

EDIT: F5, F5, F5, F5 F6, send in a savegame

It was a joke, rofl. Although I wish I did have a card board but out, would make a good alternative to fire wood and I would be in ease knowing you can actually kill NPCs. :farmer:
 
She is a really cool character, completely likeable. A lot less irritating, cliched or boring than most other FPS 'buddy' characters (Far Cry's Val, anyone?).
 
DElta418 said:
Well I haven't had quiet as bad luck with the opposite sex as Absinthe here has but damn, sounds like he needs to get laid!

Sounds like you need to acquaint yourself with the word "facetious", jackass.
 
kupoartist said:
Dear DElta418

I liked the Alyx character, but I don't know... I got the feeling she was trying to hit on me or something. What happens if in Aftermath she goes a step futher? What happens if she tries to touch me in a place or in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable? How do I reject her advances?

Yours Sincerely, kupoartist

http://sonicrebellion.ytmnd.com/

or

http://sonichl2.ytmnd.com/
 
In fact, the cutest animated character is Pikachu.
 
DElta418 said:
Is it just me, or is Alyx Vance adorable? Shes the perfect girl. Your first meeting is after she kicks the crap out of 5 CPs. Shes quite handy with a pistol too. Every time she shows up in the game she gives you much needed company. I say props to VALVe on character development. Now where is this girl for real!

Alyx for real? This is probably the next best thing.

But yeah, I thought she was a cool character.
 
Sulkdodds said:
In fact, the cutest animated character is Pikachu.

At first, it was. Now I want to kill that SOB with a minigun.
 
I think Mrs Incredible takes the biscuit. She's just so damn flexible. And I bet she can unhinge her jaw.
 
Absinthe said:
Sounds like you need to acquaint yourself with the word "facetious", jackass.

I kid I kid. Sorry dude. Its so hard to tell sometimes thats all. Sorry. :rolleyes:
 
Reginald said:
I think Mrs Incredible takes the biscuit. She's just so damn flexible. And I bet she can unhinge her jaw.
LOL!

Meh. Most of these discussion are created by people who dont have girlfriends and masterbate away their lives.

But at least Half Life 2 isnt directly appealing to gamers in this way. *coughDOAcough*
 
hehe

DElta418 said:
Is it just me, or is Alyx Vance adorable? Shes the perfect girl. Your first meeting is after she kicks the crap out of 5 CPs. Shes quite handy with a pistol too. Every time she shows up in the game she gives you much needed company. I say props to VALVe on character development. Now where is this girl for real!

I have to agree she is very hot and omg dnot get me started i alread have about 100 screen shots of her =D jking but she is very hot props to valve , u better not kill her off in after math or il be pissed :frown:
 
I liked her, except at the end with the glass, that was fantastic, very memorable.

Edit: Oooo 666th post, all fear Satan!
 
*smacks satan*
Anyway, I don't like alyx. Kinda whiney. And not exactly my definition of hot, either. To me, "hotness" is more than just how big her arse is. It's also how perfect her breasts are, etc. And I like quiet girls. Alyx is too outgoing for my lazy personality.

and props for kirby. Peace up, a down, and all dat shiznite, yo.
 
colson said:
Dude come on. It's a video game. Smart, hot, handy, and easy going women don't exist as far as I know.
They don't.

It's all "Oh do you like my shoes?" "**** OFF"
"Do you like my new top?" "**** OFF"


Alyx is perfect imo.
 
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