Americans observing 9/11 by not masturbating tommorrow

[CptStern]

teehee

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/americans_observing_9_11_by?utm_source=a-section

 

[jimbo118]

lol'd.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

vid section stern, vid section.

 

[Dinnesch]

Lol, well then we shouldn't masturbate at all because every day much more people die in wars than at 9/11 D:

 

[AtomicSpark]

I lol'd.

 

[lefty]

I masturbate every time I observe 9/11.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

"masturbating"

/spelling nazi

Pretty ridiculous story.

 

[Saturos]

You guys probably wouldn't be laughing if you had family who died in the atrocity that occurred during 9/11. :dozey:

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Fat chance.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You guys probably wouldn't be laughing if you had family who died in the atrocity that occurred during 9/11. :dozey:

You probably wouldn't laugh about anything if you'd been hurt by everything.

 

[Saturos]

Fat chance.

I guess so.

After all, HL2.net is full of scumbags who wouldn't even shed a tear if someone rammed a plane in their living room, killing everyone they loved.

An oxymoron in itself really.

You probably wouldn't laugh about anything if you'd been hurt by everything.

wat?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

This is what you do, Saturos. You spout platitudes that don't mean anything.

 

[CptStern]

I bet you guys wouldnt laugh if you were illiterate ...no, you'd all stand there looking confused trying to decipher what the little scratch marks on the screen means



farrow: iI too like to spout meaningless platitudes

 

[Absinthe]

You guys probably wouldn't be laughing if you had family who died in the atrocity that occurred during 9/11. :dozey:

Interruption of scheduled masturbation is indeed an atrocity. There are no laughs to be had, sir.

 

[Saturos]

This is what you do, Saturos. You spout platitudes that don't mean anything.

Sure, say that to some family who had a loved one who was a victim.

Doesn't mean much to me either, but at least I'm considerate to members who might actually have lost someone that day.

 

[VirusType2]

No. We cannot let the the terrorists win. Continue to go about your daily lives and masturbate as per usual. This is what the terrorists want, to disrupt our lives, and prevent us from masturbating.

 

[Murray]

"Shame on you! It's 9/11" Heh.

 

[Saturos]

No. We cannot let the the terrorists win. Continue to go about your daily lives and masturbate as per usual. This is what the terrorists want, to disrupt our lives, and prevent us from masturbating.

As long as you masturbate privately.

Not everybody feels the same way as we do and we must be considerate, both for people on the outside and possibly those within this forum.
Hell, I'm masturbating right now, but it's not like I'm dedicating this splurge to 9/11, that's where you guys are wrong.

 

[Absinthe]

Sure, say that to some family who had a loved one who was a victim.

Doesn't mean much to me either, but at least I'm considerate to members who might actually have lost someone that day.

What members and where? Here? In your living room? You're on the internet visiting a message board with a few hundred anonymous members. Who exactly do you feel pressured to defend right now?

I don't really want to say "Get over it already". If you need to take a minute of silence or say a solemn prayer, then go ahead. But it's been eight ****ing years, and surely if there's a time when we can make jokes about the damn incident, it's now.

Cancer and rape are also horrible things, but who honestly cares about a few crude jokes about them except tightwads?

 

[Saturos]

What members and where? Here? In your living room? You're on the internet visiting a message board with a few hundred anonymous members. Who exactly do you feel pressured to defend right now?

I don't really want to say "Get over it already". If you need to take a minute of silence or say a solemn prayer, then go ahead. But it's been eight ****ing years, and surely if there's a time when we can make jokes about the damn incident, it's now.

Cancer and rape are also horrible things, but who honestly cares about a few crude jokes about them except tightwads?

Hey, cut me some slack here, I'm just trying to be a gentleman.

I thought that was a good thing to be since you guys used to harass me for being inconsiderate. :|

 

[The Monkey]

Obama: Rubbing self against against sofa or other furniture counts.

 

[Remus]

I thought that was a good thing to be since you guys used to harass me for being inconsiderate. :|

See now that's the mistake your making, caring what random people on an Internet forum think about you.

 

[morgs]

The only terrorists involved in 911 is the American government, Now we know why, they want to stop Masturbation!

 

[Absinthe]

Saturos, I love you the way you are. Don't take any guff from these swine.

 

[Warped]

its a shame more people die from Cancer this week than in all of 9-11, and 475,000 per year in just America alone. i think thats pretty tragic in itself.

 

[Remus]

One person dies (that you care about) it's a tragedy, 100.000 people die (that you don't care about), it's a statistic.

/me spouts platitudes

 

[The Monkey]

Stalin said that.

 

[Barnz]

Stalin said that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations

 

[The Monkey]

Blimey.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

Well, it's officially 0:09 or Sept 11'th and i've already made squirty time, guess I'm going to hell.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Looking at your avatar...engaging in squirty time. Doesn't seem to match.

 

[Eejit]

its a shame more people die from Cancer this week than in all of 9-11, and 475,000 per year in just America alone. i think thats pretty tragic in itself.

How so? Most of the time death by cancer is essentially death by natural causes.

 

[Danimal]

Hey, cut me some slack here, I'm just trying to be a gentleman.

I thought that was a good thing to be since you guys used to harass me for being inconsiderate. :|

We just like harassing you, regardless of subject.

 

[Shift]

Oh god that was hilarious.

And no Saturos, as Absinthe put, it happened 8 years ago, it was a terrible atrocity, but terrible atrocities happen everyday, people die of illness, are murdered, soldiers are blown to pieces in Iraq. We have all probably lost loved ones before, my brother was killed in a car crash a week before his 18th birthday, ten years ago. Its the world we live in, if people want to dwell in the past and not move on then they can be my guest but I for one live in the present.

It doesn't make me a heartless bastard, it makes me someone who is willing to accept the things that happen. We are on an internet forum talking to people we don't really know, I don't think the families of the victims give a shit if we are laughing about a bloody joke on 9/11.

 

[swan_song1973]

im going to observe it by masturbating once for everybody who died, sans the terrorists.

 

[Asknoone]

Hey, cut me some slack here, I'm just trying to be a gentleman.

I thought that was a good thing to be since you guys used to harass me for being inconsiderate. :|

You just don't get it, do you? There is nothing clever or substantial about remarks such as "Kill yourself" or "You're an idiot." I spout them a lot, but I at least recognise that they are empty and worthless. However, in your case Saturos, they apply ubiquitously. Go kill yourself, you are an idiot.

 

[Captain M4d]

You guys probably wouldn't be laughing if you had family who died in the atrocity that occurred during 9/11. :dozey:

One of my dad's old friends died in the Pentagon, and I can still find this amusing.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

I don't care if it's been eight years. Low flying airplanes still freak me out.

 

[Eejit]

Yanks!

 

[lefty]

Yanks!

ha-HA!