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An Epic Animation Of An Epic Reading Of An Epic Fan Fiction!
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So i basically wrote this without stopping and tried to write it how an 8 year old would....
Half Life: Get a Life
Paul Freeman, who is Gordon Freemans younger half brother on his mothers side was always jealous of Gordon freeman and his brother john. One time at a family barbeque john and gordon threw a frisbee and didnt invite Paul. This made paul angry and from teh day on he swore he would have his vengeance agasint his two brothers. Yers later, Paul was working for petco and was cleaning th hamster cages when all of a sudden BAM, a headcrab jumped up and sat on his magers head, turning him into a zombie. Paul took a handfull of gerbils and threw them at his managger. One of the gerbils exploded killing the manager instantly. Paul ran out of petco with his handful of gerbils and started saving people from becoming zombies. After paul threw the last of his 26 gerbils he stole a tank and drove to new york city where zombies were breakdancing and causing trouble. Paul freeman drove over two hundered and sixty eight thousand zombies, killing all of them. Now pual went to where his brothers were and saw gordon on the ground squished from a foot. John freeman ran over to pual and sai "gordon is a pancake, we must combine our powers and defeat this boss" John and paul went down the street and got a frisbee that was the size of a satellite dish. Paul and john threw the frisbvee at the boss DESTROYING him forever. Paul was so happy to be playing frisbee with his brother that he did not realize that john had a HEADCRAB ON HIS BACK!!!!!.
to be continued...
Half Life: Get a Life
Paul Freeman, who is Gordon Freemans younger half brother on his mothers side was always jealous of Gordon freeman and his brother john. One time at a family barbeque john and gordon threw a frisbee and didnt invite Paul. This made paul angry and from teh day on he swore he would have his vengeance agasint his two brothers. Yers later, Paul was working for petco and was cleaning th hamster cages when all of a sudden BAM, a headcrab jumped up and sat on his magers head, turning him into a zombie. Paul took a handfull of gerbils and threw them at his managger. One of the gerbils exploded killing the manager instantly. Paul ran out of petco with his handful of gerbils and started saving people from becoming zombies. After paul threw the last of his 26 gerbils he stole a tank and drove to new york city where zombies were breakdancing and causing trouble. Paul freeman drove over two hundered and sixty eight thousand zombies, killing all of them. Now pual went to where his brothers were and saw gordon on the ground squished from a foot. John freeman ran over to pual and sai "gordon is a pancake, we must combine our powers and defeat this boss" John and paul went down the street and got a frisbee that was the size of a satellite dish. Paul and john threw the frisbvee at the boss DESTROYING him forever. Paul was so happy to be playing frisbee with his brother that he did not realize that john had a HEADCRAB ON HIS BACK!!!!!.
to be continued...
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it was 268,000
I loved the gerbils part. XD
haha, im debating whether or not to attempt part 2, im at work
EDIT: who am i kidding...
Paul freeman was teh only freeman left alive. Gordon was squished by a big foot and john turned into a zombie. john started to walk towards pual to eat his brains but pual realized he still had a gerbil in his pocket. wwith all his might paul threw the gerbil and watched as it got closer and closer to its target. After what seemed like froever, the gerbil was almost about to kill john freeman......but it landed at his feet and john stepped on it. Paul went to plan b and got back into his tank and started shooting at him. John started doing breakdance windmills dodging the shots. Paul was getting more and more annoyed so he drove his tank to the local gun store and bought a rocket launcher. When he got back he didnt see john anywhere in sight. in the distance paul heard a scream. it was coming from his HOUSE!!!!!!Pual drove his tank into his own living room running over his parents, who were now zombies. Paull jumped from the tank and did a spin kick, knocking off john head, killing him instantly.
Weeks later Paul was watching tv and heard a knock at the door. He walked over to the door and opened it. it was GORDON, he was flat as a pancake but still had his crowbar and told paul "brother, tonight we kill the rest of the zombies and then have a party. Paul said, OK my brother, but first, i need to take a shower.....ROFLWAFFLES!!!!
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... The hl one is funnier, that one was just retarded...
"ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE! Gordan Freemen Yell at the top of lungs!" > "Aliens we are human people and you are aliens but we don't need to kill things like us"
... Okay, maybe not... HAHAHAHA!
