An HL2.net Christmas

[morgs]

While it's nice that most of us can enjoy a nice Christmas, surrounded by friends and loved ones, we mustn't forget those who are without this Christmas.

So this is for those, who have nothing this year, but the clothes on their backs.

Don't say we never give yer nothin'!

I would like to thank Willie for his part in this amazing project. Also Bob Geldof for spearheading it.

Disclamer: Listening experience may differ from that of reading the original script.

 

[Shakermaker]

A special shout-out to the Jews and Muslims who don't have any Christmas at all.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

And the negroes who celebrate Kwanzaa.

 

[Bad^Hat]

It's okay but I don't think you quite managed to capture my amazing, gravity-defying girth. Partial credit for jizz lube.

 

[Shakermaker]

The last bit (11:09 and on) was truly depressing.

 

[Krynn72]

There is only one part of that which made any sense, and that was when Willie thought black guys were breaking into his house.

 

[Raziaar]

You and me both, Willie.

 

[The Monkey]

What of the abbos in Oz?

 

[Acepilotf14]

It's a Christmas miracle!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Good job, I think.

 

[Lucid]

That film touched me.


in my butt hole

 

[Vegeta897]

Willie is an entertaining narrator but god damn his accents SUCK

For Morgs' next story he should go with the idea he came up with that is to have each character voice their own lines.

Anyway, great job overall, many lols were had.

 

[Shem]

The excess of expletives and mistakes caused me to throw up all over my keyboard. Try harder next time, you elf.

Merry Christmas.

 

[Stylo]

This video made me swallow my own face and penis.