An Ode To Doom

SFLUFAN

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Waiting for Doom
by Codex (at Gamespy)

My days were once simple before it went GOLD! But as soon I heard, I had my copy on HOLD...

...Now my waiting has become a heavy sentence; the 3rd of August is "the day", the day of my repentance...

...The daily routine has become an inconvenience; my wife, my kids and my job now have no significance...

...I now wonder aimlessly through the corridors and halls, and often find my self staring at empty white walls...

...I’m so overcome with torment as I wait for the day, not even Halle Berry in a tub will make my thoughts sway...

...Even with the flood of previews I can download, I can’t seem to kill my hunger and the impatience still grows...

...My nightly dreams are not filled naked double D beauties, but with the imminent return of Pinky, the white stains will be replaced with smelly brown koodies...

...It’s been 10 long years since I first played the legend, but now its back and its got a brand new Carmack engine...

...id software will soon unleash their magic, and to not have it on my hard-drive would surely be tragic...

...Yes my friends it is coming, it is coming very SOON, so prepare yourselves, prepare for the return of...DOOM!
 
I got one.

People on hl2.net have too much free time...

The End
 
/me waits for Dalamari to notice it wasn't written by one of us
 
Pretty good. 7/10.

And SFLUFAN, every time I see your name I think it's STFULAN :laugh:
 
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