And MiccyNarc's moronic study of the day award goes to...

[MiccyNarc]

http://www.latimes.com/features/hea...y?coll=la-headlines-health&ctrack=3&cset=true

Nope, never saw those results coming.

Hot off the psychology presses: Men work out at gyms because women are sexually attracted to muscular men. That's the conclusion, after a careful four-year study, of two UCLA researchers.

 

[Krynn72]

NO WAI!

Its sad that it took two professors four years to realize this.

 

[Dalamari]

That's an easy conclusion to come to, especially since men do almost everything to attract women. If eating babies got us laid there'd be grown men standing outside of pre-schools with forks and salt shakers

 

[sinkoman]

That's an easy conclusion to come to, especially since men do almost everything to attract women. If eating babies got us laid there'd be grown men standing outside of pre-schools with forks and salt shakers

You mean, it doesn't?

 

[nofx]

You guys must have never read Flowers for Algernon...

 

[Qonfused]

I hate funded studies like this. Its moronic level is equal to the study done to discover why inmates want to escape from prison.

 

[Dog--]

Inmates... Don't like it in prison? I don't believe you, I want a study done!

 

[Que-Ever]

Not all women like muscled men. Or at least will settle for less. How do you think all the emo ****s get chicks?

 

[Robbo]

*Robbo* puts down tub of ice-cream.
"How did I get it so wrong, thank you so much *Insert Prof. name* for showing me the light. I'll be pulling the babes in no time"

......Idiots

 

[Dalamari]

How do you think all the emo ****s get chicks?

Because ugly chicks need love too

 

[CyberPitz]

I wonder if men wear condoms to prevent babies!

 

[CrazyHarij]

not all chicks like muscular men. indie chicks are into anything that moves

 

[99.vikram]

98% of today's scientists agree that men find sex pleasurable. It's true.

 

[Stigmata]

98% of today's scientists agree that men find sex pleasurable. It's true.

What about the other 2%?

 

[Qonfused]

Comatose.

 

[noQ]

Not everybody likes suprise sex.
I mean..FFS ERIK IM TRYING TO EAT HERE !

 

[Dan]

You guys must have never read Flowers for Algernon...

was that the movie with Dustin Hoffman?

 

[Absinthe]

This is almost as good as a study I read of back in the day that - after endless funding and time - concluded that babies were stupid.

 

[Pulse]

This is almost as good as a study I read of back in the day that - after endless funding and time - concluded that babies were stupid.

Not when it comes to language acquisition!

 

[lePobz]

I don't work out. Women still love me!

Must be my gigantic PENIS.

 

[Que-Ever]

lol, what?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Women get breast implants because men are sexually attracted to large breasts. I know its hard to believe, but its the conclusion of 4 years of research.

 

[Baal]

While the study is true, sometimes men need muscle for their job, their hobby, a sport they play, or just for more respect from women and men. Stupid study...I hope it wasn't someone's 9-5 job for four years.

 

[Stingey]

Hahah this is like the study where they wanted to prove that rocks fall harder then eggs, omglol.