Animal Wars D=< !!!

[MJ12]

Me and my friend were having a stupid discussion because we were bored, so I thought I'd bring it here because thats what we do on HL2.net anyways.

If you could have the ability to control, befriend, and communicate with any ONE species of animal, what would it be?

I'll tell you what we picked- WASPSSSSS! ARGAHHHH!

Why you ask?-

1. Wasps are plentiful
2. You could send them out to recrute other wasps from other hives
3. They are small, and they fly, so they can get information for you (since you can communicate with them)
4. You could keep thousands of them in a bookbag and send them upon some unlucky joe.
5. they can sting multiple times

What about you guys?
I wouldn't choose Elephants, unless of course, you live in Africa, and can summon a large group of them.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I would choose ants... because they get everywhere :naughty:

 

[MJ12]

but they cant fly, you might want to choose flying ants.

my wasps would still be winning in this war either way!

 

[Dog--]

Bacteria. I win.

 

[Krynn72]

Bacteria are not animals. You fail.

I would choose dogs. Mostly because ive been playing a lot of Rome: Total War, and in that game war dogs are vicious and terrifying. Seriously, imagine several hundred hungry, musclebound dogs running full speed at you growling, barking, snarling baring their teeth, knowing that you cant out run them. You would shit your pant, and you know it.

 

[Fliko]

Spiders, bitchs.

 

[Dog--]

What kind of dogs - ONE SPECIES - would you pick D:

Since I am stupid, and apparently bacteria are not animals (ghey), I'd pick Humans. Humans happen to be animals, and so far, they've owned/killed everything they've found, including an entire planet. yeh.

EDIT: Woah, exactly 1000 posts above Fliko

 

[Dekstar]

I would choose moths, and block out the sun!
A thousand species of the Moth empire descend upon you! Our wings will blot out the sun!

 

[Krynn72]

What kind of dogs - ONE SPECIES - would you pick D:

The kind that post on halflife2.net. That way I control you, and all humans.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

****ing snakes. You wake up one morning...AND OH SHIT YOUR ROOM IS FULL OF BLACK MAMBAS.

That'll show you to mess with me.

 

[MJ12]

Bacteria. I win.

I thought maybe someone could win with the plague, but bacteria doesn't count.
Then you might as well say you want cells on your side, that way you could make them all explode in someone's body.

I would choose dogs. Mostly because ive been playing a lot of Rome: Total War, and in that game war dogs are vicious and terrifying. Seriously, imagine several hundred hungry, musclebound dogs running full speed at you growling, barking, snarling baring their teeth, knowing that you cant out run them. You would shit your pant, and you know it.

Dogs are not a bad choice, but not all dogs are like that. Are you talking like domestic dogs, or coyotes, or wolves?

 

[Krynn72]

Dogs are not a bad choice, but not all dogs are like that. Are you talking like domestic dogs, or coyotes, or wolves?

Probably domestic, since they're most abundant and numbers would count in this case. All of them have teeth and can bite. Like you said, we can control them, so whether or not they are naturally inclined to attack is irrelevant.

 

[MJ12]

Probably domestic, since they're most abundant and numbers would count in this case. All of them have teeth and can bite. Like you said, we can control them, so whether or not they are naturally inclined to attack is irrelevant.

yes, so far the only ones that show a threat are dogs or humans, but mostly humans, because they are smart, and everywhere......... but still I could summon, billions of wasps...........


(i forgot to mention humans really dont count)

 

[Dog--]

Humans count, you said animals, and I was smrt enuff to think of it. All humans have to do is have pesticide/insecticide guns, and then you wasps are useless.

 

[<RJMC>]

it was hard but I choose the anopheles gambiae,the mosquito that transmits the malaria
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anopheles_gambiae
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaria

the malaria is supossed to killed more humans than all the wars in the worlds

so I would send giants clouds of anopheles against you all and your choosen animals will not defend you

 

[Dog--]

Except humans with pesticides D: nothing beats chemicals! I just have to launch chlorine gas, and your mosquitoes are useless! hahhaha!

 

[<RJMC>]

Except humans with pesticides D: nothing beats chemicals! I just have to launch chlorine gas, and your mosquitoes are useless! hahhaha!

but the mosquitoes can reproduce fast,all I need is bunch of compartments whit water and you will allways run out of insecticides

 

[Smoke]

Locusts. I shall swarm over your puny mammals with ease.

 

[MJ12]

Humans count, you said animals, and I was smrt enuff to think of it. All humans have to do is have pesticide/insecticide guns, and then you wasps are useless.

I think everyone thought of it, including myself, never the less, we will play your game, I hope you enjoy billions of wasps killing your men, women, and children city by city!

Launch a missle with poisonous gas you say?

I will just command them to FLY when it is launched, weak human's and your running!

 

[delusional]

Locusts. I shall swarm over your puny mammals with ease.

beat me to it...:angry:

nevertheless, I choose bunnies.

you'll be commenting on how cute it is, then BAM, it bites your head off. kinda like this.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Danimal]

One hive of wasps, zombieturtle, isn't going to do much.

And I doubt if you could communicate with them, they'd ally with each other.

Besides - Boot > Wasp.

 

[Azner]

Eagles, Lots of them. Theyll eat your bugs and i will winrar.

I mean of all sizes

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'd train a cat army to run amok, captioning everything in existence.

 

[Lucid]

I would choose moths, and block out the sun!
A thousand species of the Moth empire descend upon you! Our wings will blot out the sun!

Then we'll fight in the shade!

I'd choose giant centipedes cause they're ****ing hardcore.
Fixed for your clicking pleasure.

 

[NeptuneUK]

What kind of dogs - ONE SPECIES - would you pick D:

Since I am stupid, and apparently bacteria are not animals (ghey), I'd pick Humans. Humans happen to be animals, and so far, they've owned/killed everything they've found, including an entire planet. yeh.

EDIT: Woah, exactly 1000 posts above Fliko

All dogs are the same species, n00b

Any two creatures that can breed to create fertile young are technically of the same species, so dogs would win tbh. You may get control of some types of wolf etc too.

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[soulslicer]

i choose..... cows.

imagine having control over them, you'd have all the milk in the world

 

[HunterSeeker]

I would chose Horses, but only to pick up chicks.

 

[tehsolace]

humans...


MUAHAHAHA


edit: dammit everyone else thought of humans first.

 

[Stigmata]

Kay.

Sharks.

Hear me out.

Sharks who fly.

Genetically modified flying sharks.

They wear reverse-scuba suits. Self-Contained Over-Water Breathing Apparatuses. SCOBA suits?

Anyway, so they're sharks, they can fly, and they have suits that let them breathe.

Now here's the good part.

They're all filled with dynamite.

An army of flying sharks filled with dynamite.

This is how the world ends.

 

[staticprimer]

Kay.

Sharks.

Hear me out.

Sharks who fly.

Genetically modified flying sharks.

They wear reverse-scuba suits. Self-Contained Over-Water Breathing Apparatuses. SCOBA suits?

Anyway, so they're sharks, they can fly, and they have suits that let them breathe.

Now here's the good part.

They're all filled with dynamite.

An army of flying sharks filled with dynamite.

This is how the world ends.

End of thread.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Kay.

Sharks.

Hear me out.

Sharks who fly.

Genetically modified flying sharks.

They wear reverse-scuba suits. Self-Contained Over-Water Breathing Apparatuses. SCOBA suits?

Anyway, so they're sharks, they can fly, and they have suits that let them breathe.

Now here's the good part.

They're all filled with dynamite.

An army of flying sharks filled with dynamite.

This is how the world ends.

But will they get you chicks?

 

[McCoy]

*Sigh* I choose aids. AIDS:

They can be transmitted to someone by birth (I think)

They can be put in a bag and released upon some unlucky joe lawls

Everybody likes sex, so 23% of them are forced to like AIDS.

They recruit other AIDS.

People play tag with AIDS in playgrounds

:angry:

 

[Krynn72]

Kay.

Sharks.

Hear me out.

Sharks who fly.

Genetically modified flying sharks.

They wear reverse-scuba suits. Self-Contained Over-Water Breathing Apparatuses. SCOBA suits?

Anyway, so they're sharks, they can fly, and they have suits that let them breathe.

Now here's the good part.

They're all filled with dynamite.

An army of flying sharks filled with dynamite.

This is how the world ends.

What about space flight sharks?

 

[Stigmata]

But will they get you chicks?

Absolutely. I'd be the only one with flying SCOBA dynamite sharks. Hell, I could ride them if I wanted. Spinning rims? I've got exploding sharks.

What about space flight sharks?

They're no good if I don't have a space suit. And after spending all my money on the sharks, I won't have enough left over for even a spacesuit glove.

 

[The Monkey]

I'd be an eagle.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Kay.

Sharks.

Hear me out.

Sharks who fly.

Genetically modified flying sharks.

They wear reverse-scuba suits. Self-Contained Over-Water Breathing Apparatuses. SCOBA suits?

Anyway, so they're sharks, they can fly, and they have suits that let them breathe.

Now here's the good part.

They're all filled with dynamite.

An army of flying sharks filled with dynamite.

This is how the world ends.

There's a four line sig limit.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Animal. He eats drums ffs. If he can eat drums, he can eat the world and everything in it at my command.

NOM TISS NOM TISS NOM TISS.

 

[MJ12]

One hive of wasps, zombieturtle, isn't going to do much.

And I doubt if you could communicate with them, they'd ally with each other.

Besides - Boot > Wasp.

I didn't say one hive, I mentioned how I would send them out to find more and more hives, and then harvest them in a huge barn.

And the thread says YOU CAN communicate and control them, so I would be their over being!

Besides - 1 Million wasps > Danimal's boot

 

[Stigmata]

There's a four line sig limit.

Not if you link it!

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'd be an eagle.

Win? I think so.