Anti-Rapist Device

Dear god. That will drive to some gruesome deaths. Feel bad for the woman that tries to use that.
 
"We have to do something to protect ourselves. While this will not prevent rape it will assist in identifying attackers and securing convictions"


can you imagine the police lineup?


"alright number 3 take a step forward, please drop your pants and cough"
 
DreadLord1337 said:
Dear god. That will drive to some gruesome deaths. Feel bad for the woman that tries to use that.
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I can imagine some bad accidents happening. Woman goes to a bar, gets drunk, goes home with a guy, forgets to remove her device, and then there's blood on the sheets.

Naturally, she'll accuse him of rape and he'll be convicted.
 
Absinthe said:
I can imagine some bad accidents happening. Woman goes to a bar, gets drunk, goes home with a guy, forgets to remove her device, and then there's blood on the sheets.

Naturally, she'll accuse him of rape and he'll be convicted.
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Stop putting everyone off sex!
 
Does nobody see a problem with this?

Rape down 37%
Woman beaten to death up 37%


I dont know about most of you rapists out there, but if your in enough control over a woman and angry (or whatever) enough to rape them, and you stick your penis in them only to have it caught in a bear trap your not going to sit back and cry about it. Your going to get pissed and most likely beat the poor woman to within an inch of her life. So basically it's a trade off.
 
I dont know about you guys but if even a mosquito flys too close to my penis I'm incapacitated for a few hours ....ever been kicked in the nuts? ..well multiply that pain by 100 ...I'm sure she'll have plenty of time to run ...and call the cops, get a manicure, go shopping etc
 
Now we cross to our local Muslim cleric

"WOMEN SHOULDN'T WEAR REVEALING CLOTHES THEY ARE ASKING TO BE RAPED"

*yes a Muslim cleric in Melbourne did say that publically*
 
CptStern said:
I dont know about you guys but if even a mosquito flys too close to my penis I'm incapacitated for a few hours ....ever been kicked in the nuts? ..well multiply that pain by 100 ...I'm sure she'll have plenty of time to run ...and call the cops, get a manicure, go shopping etc
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I dunno. With the adrenaline pumping and the sheer shock of having your penis cut off, it's possible the pain will only kick in later.

That's the way it's been whenever I've had damage to my babies.
 
CptStern said:
ya but you're "special" ;)
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I'm utterly convinced that it's the shock that numbs the pain initially. You get kicked in the nuts and you think "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...", you walk to your class, you sit down, and then you hunch over for the next hour.
 
imaginate a prostitute geting that
prostitue:hey baby wanna ****?
idiot: oh yeah
prostitute:is 500 bucks
idiot:take it
prostitute: ok move on
ididot: oh yeah....ARRRGGHGHG MY PENIS
prostitute: oh crap now how I clean it?*put finger inside and loss it*
 
thats not what it is, it's like those chinese finger traps. You put your penis in and little teeth going the opposite direction catch onto your shaft, then when you pull it out, the device comes with you, latched on. And then the beatings ensue.
 
What happens if a nice happily married couple gets hot in the bedroom and the wife forgets to remove her "auto-castrater"?

Maybe its because I am male but I don't like this invention.
 
xcellerate said:
thats not what it is, it's like those chinese finger traps. You put your penis in and little teeth going the opposite direction catch onto your shaft, then when you pull it out, the device comes with you, latched on. And then the beatings ensue.
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"...attaches itself with tiny hooks to a man's penis during penetration."

"In the event of rape, the device folds itself around the rapist's penis, attaching to the skin with microscopic hooks. It is only when the rapist withdraws that he will realise the device is clamped around his penis."

:o
 
Dalamari said:
I read this as "Anti-Rape Dance"
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The Electric Slide? Whenever I saw that, I certainly had no desire for sex, forced or otherwise.

But hell, they stole my idea. Long ago I conveived of a chastity belt with an electric pencil welded to it. Damn my laziness!
 
Well, that thing lives up to it's name.. a guy won't be raping anyone after a run in with one of those. But I can see a few women being beaten to death because of them.. :|
 
The rapists will just invent steel plated condoms.
 
mortiz said:
The rapists will just invent steel plated condoms.
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Don't read if you are a rapist, walkthrough ahead...

Shove a carrot up there first and pull the device out.
 
A better question is - would any woman want to have a device with sharp prongs and cutting implements inserted into them? I mean, there must be some margin for fault in these things...
 
Can’t imagine that these devices would deter a would be rapist and would agree they would simply provoke further violence but, Jesus just the thought.....

'He will have to be put under anaesthetic to have it removed'
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that deters me from sex, not just rape
 
How about this, instead of letting rapists out of jail we give them life in prison or the chair.
 
what if she forgot to take it out when having consensual sex with her boyfriend

"jesus christ your vagina just bit me!!!!!!*runs away*

Dalamari said:
How about this, instead of letting rapists out of jail we give them life in prison or the chair.
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i'm all for life in prison.. but the death penalty is barbaric and stupid
 
You know, the woman could just carry a gun...

<puts on flameproof suit>

Serious: Yeah this is a dumb idea, sorry but it is. Why cant we eliminate the problem instead of providing temporary solutions? Heres and idea, you rape someone:
1st time: 2 Years in jail followed by 1 year probation.
2nd Time: Cut off thier wang. Or at least remove most of it. Then thier can be no 3rd time :).
 
Dalamari said:
How about this, instead of letting rapists out of jail we give them life in prison or the chair.
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I am a big fan of the death penalty. Ooh, or even vigilante justice! I'm down with gathering a posse and hanging some filthy mysogonist every once in awhile.
 
Dalamari said:
How about this, instead of letting rapists out of jail we give them life in prison or the chair.
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Have their wang cut off, and have fliers posted all over the country showing a picture of him and cation exclaiming "THIS GUY HAS NO PEN0R!!!11 LOLZZ!!!!111"

Either that or look up all the addresses of sexual predators online, and go on a killin rampage. mmmm killing rampage.....:)
 
Imagine having sex with a woman who forgot she had one of those things in her :O :burp: :(
 
Sparta said:
Imagine having sex with a woman who forgot she had one of those things in her :O :burp: :(
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my first thought upon reading this thread
 
Article said:
...she wished she had teeth in her vagina.
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LOL!!! Yum!

So... they would wear a tampon all the time, so they can cut up some rapist dude's penis? What would that do? Make him go crazy and beat the shit out of her? GOOD IDEA LOGIC!
 
I'm afraid to click on that, especially given Simon's penchant for disturbing images.
 
Ennui said:
I'm afraid to click on that, especially given Simon's penchant for disturbing images.
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pbf comix = WINNAR

What did the rapist say to the victim?
ZOMG WHERE IS MY PEN0R WTF BITCH?! U NTO SUPPOSDE 2 HAEV TEETH THEIR!!
 
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