Anwar charged with SODOMY

[CptStern]

Anwar who? Anwar sadat? that's who I thought they were referring to except that he's dead, been dead for a long time now ..so unless there's people sodomising decayed corpses it aint gonna happen

...anyways:

Anwar calls sodomy charges 'a conspiracy'

Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim Thursday called his arrest on sodomy charges a "dirty trick and conspiracy" orchestrated by authorities in the country trying to discredit him.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/17/anwar.malaysia/

yes sodomy is often dirty

A 23-year-old male aide has accused Anwar, 60, of sodomizing him at a luxury apartment in June. Anwar has said the allegations are meant to tamp down his political gains.

Sodomy, even if consensual, is punishable by 20 years in prison in the majority-Muslim country.

this image of the oppossition leader is awesome

SODOMY!!!

ps. this could be in the politics section but no one really cares about Malaysia unless there's a tidal wave so instead we'll focus this discussion on SODOMY

 

[highlander]

That picture needs a caption now.

 

[PvtRyan]

Malaysia? Is that like a continent or something?

 

[Shakermaker]

EDIT - nevermind


SODOMY!

 

[CptStern]

you sodomized your own post :O

 

[Shakermaker]

you sodomized your own post :O

I kinda misread your post. Took it way too serious.

More sodomy:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=STtOWGWEIkc
(Not really suited for work; funneh as hell though)

 

[CptStern]

I kinda misread your post. Took it way too serious.

you should know by now that I'm rarely serious ..ok replace "rarely" with "seldom" ...ok replace "seldom" with "infrequently" ...ok replace ...

 

[Vegeta897]

As soon as I read the thread title I knew Stern was the thread creator.

 

[AKIRA]

As soon as I read the thread title I knew Stern was the thread creator.

as soon as i read your post i knew you were a shit disturber

 

[Vegeta897]

I don't know what that means.

But it's impossible for me to disturb Stern because he has me on ignore.

So I'll go disturb your shit now:

Vegeta: 1
AKIRA: 0

Yeah how does that feel!?

 

[AKIRA]

I don't know what that means.

But it's impossible for me to disturb Stern because he has me on ignore.

So I'll go disturb your shit now:

Vegeta: 1
AKIRA: 0

Yeah how does that feel!?

lol it means that you always try and start something between you and stern whether it be a direct attack on him or a subtle attack like your previous post.

 

[Vegeta897]

You do not listen! I told you, I can't start anything with stern.

Well actually, I can now because you keep quoting me.

 

[Sulkdodds]

SODOMY

You do not listen! I told you, I can't start anything with stern.

Well actually, I can now because you keep quoting me.

Stop playing innocent; I know your game. Well, think again! Nobody here is going to be party to your absurd vegdetta.

 

[Eejit]

He should be glad. If he actually made political gains and became premier of micronesia he'd have to worry about zoolander ripping his head off.

 

[Jintor]

SODOMY

Stop playing innocent; I know your game. Well, think again! Nobody here is going to be party to your absurd vegdetta.

I lol'd.

My family is over there right now. I hope they're ok, but this doesn't seem like it'll turn violent.

This is, of course, a result of Malaysia being vehemently anti-homosexual and not-actually-fundamentalist-muslim-but-we-never-got-round-to-changing-the-law.

 

[Bad^Hat]

SODOMY!!!

This is the only part I read, and yet I love this thread.

 

[Vegeta897]

.

This is the only part I read, and yet I hate this thread.

Okay I'll stop, don't kill me plz sulk

 

[Krynn72]

Vegeta and Stern are involved in SODOMY.

 

[kineaesth]

SODOMY is great fun, actually.

 

[Vegeta897]

Stern
Old
Debate
Old
Mold
Yeah

 

[Qonfused]

SODOMY is great fun, actually.

I certainly enjoy SODOMY as well.

 

[Vegeta897]

Wait, nobody has made this joke?

Ok here goes:

Now this is a politician I can get behind!

 

[Qonfused]

I'm sure he gives great head.

 

[Vegeta897]

He inserts his penis into other men's anuses.

 

[Danimal]

Talk about a butt-hurt lover.

 

[Darkside55]

This is Anwar's face when he's fucking you in the ass.

 

[Vegeta897]

This is Anwar's face when he's not ****ing you in the ass.


Conclusion?


This is Anwar's face.

 

[Bad^Hat]

This is Anwar's face when he's fucking you in the ass.

Optical illusion: the microphone is actually inside of his anus.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You can't spell 'sodomy' without 'me'. Wait. No. Shit.

 

[Vegeta897]

You can't spell 'sodomy' without 'do me'. Wait. No. Shit.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You can't spell wait without










wait wat

 

[soulslicer]

Read the papers today that he was mistreated in his one day prison. Was stripped naked and had his genitals measured.

Poor dude

http://themalaysianinsider.com/inde...es/1906-anwar-freed-on-bail-after-questioning

 

[Raziaar]

This thread makes me laugh. I'm glad vegeta has taken my place as official stern agitator. It saves me a lot of time and frustration.

 

[Jintor]

I love this thread, despite the serious political issue here being nothing more than a punchline.

 

[highlander]

lol, Anus. hehehe.

 

[Beerdude26]

Someone else shop the rest, too lazy lol

 

[CptStern]

sung to Metallica's BATTERY


Smashing through the boundaries
lunacy has found me
cannot stop the SODOMY
Pounding out aggression
turns into obsession
cannot kill the SODOMY
Cannot kill the family
SODOMY is found in me
SODOMY!
SODOMY!!!

 

[Eejit]

You can't spell 'sodomy' without 'so do me'. Wait. No. Shit.

 

[Krynn72]

You cant spell "win" without "This thread". Wait. No. Shit.

 

[Qonfused]

You can't spell "spam" without "this thread". Nait. So. Whit.