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Let me know if anyone needs any questions about half life 2.:borg:
 
Well hello, this is a site where all the biggest Half-life fans live, so we know pretty much everything we need to know.

Do you have any questions for us?
 
well some things you dont know like me :sniper::sniper::sniper::bounce:
 
Nope, I know everything! I haven't left the house since Half-life 2 was released.
 
Does Halflife 2 Episode 2 have a higher rating than your age?
 
Why are you abusing emoticons like a troll on acid?

Also, can you name anything you think you know about Half-Life 2 (much less any other VALVe game) that this forum doesn't already know?

We forgive you for being a newbie here, we do not forgive your lack of common sense.
 
Maybe for people that are new to HL2. you cant ask me any question i cant answer
 
Its a mystery Nobody knows not even Hectic glenn
 
all i know is he is in all of the half life games
 
Well I guess he never said it would be a particularly thorough or even acceptable answer.
 
The Scene: Midday GMT, 6th December.

You sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of obvious Half-Life trivia! Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a broken spell checker, a cannister of Welduh knowledge lubricant and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: "Who are you?" and "What are you doing here?"
 
I would think of some kind of strange trivia to try and trick you, but I really can't be bothered, seen as you'll just go to google anyway...
 
What is the name of the Combine's home dimension?

This actually has an answer.

And I know it.

You don't.
 
I will tell you after I'm done asserting my Half-Life nerd dominance over the OP, who is likely ten years old. You have to show these kids who's the boss at in-universe video game trivia.
 
Russia. The Combine are from Russia.
 
Was it Darkside that wrote the headcrab dissertation? I learned way too much after reading that.
 
I even know who Gordon Freeman's brother is. Do you know his name, ma252?
 
Do you know there are sections of this site, as well as Google and the rest of the internet, that everybody looking for info will got to before they go to an obscure thread in a sub-sub-forum started by a naive kid.

And Hectic Glenn knows everything. Including how to ban you.
 
well he may know how to ban me but he does not half to be a rude.

Im sorry i dont know every thing im only 13 and go to school every week so ive only been plying since 1999. Half Life.
 
Work on your grammar, bro. I hope english isn't your first language.
 
ma252 said:
Im sorry i dont know every thing im only 13 and go to school every week so ive only been plying since 1999. Half Life.
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You've been playing Half-Life since you were three?
 
ma252 said:
Im sorry i dont know every thing
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And now that we have all collectively broken the ego of a small child on the internet, the answer is the Aleph universe. The name is a throwback to the protagonist of Prospero, the Librarian Aleph.
 
ma252 said:
im only 13 and go to school every week so ive only been plying since 1999. Half Life.
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Oh god, this again. We had a new member say something almost just like this.

No, you were not playing HL1 since 1999.
 
Doesn't the forum require you to be over a certain age to join anyway? At any rate, playing Half-Life when you're 13 is naughty. Sure, I did. But teenagers were less psychopathic in those days.
 
i has a question about hl2 ep1 what is the man in the blue suit hes scaring me
 
ma252 said:
Im sorry i dont know every thing im only 13 and go to school every week so ive only been plying since 1999. Half Life.
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Wait, so you've been playing Half-Life since you were 3?

Looks like we have ourselves a prodigy, boys! I spent my 3rd year drooling on a Genesis controller.
 
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