Anyone ever watched snatch?

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It is without a doubt the best film ever made :E

Boris: Urrgh...you piece of Crap
Tony: Dont take the piss Boris
Boris: Ill show you
Tony: Bang Bang Bang :LOL:
 
I remember seeing that when it first came out. It's a cool movie.

Is that the one where they're robbing the bank and can't get the door open because they were pushing it the wrong way?
 
yeah, thats class.
Bullet tooth Tony is the coolest man EVER
 
The dog is the best character in any film, ever.

Also, I found the bookie robbery hilarious :LOL:
 
Great film. So is Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I'm yet to see the latest one, Layer Cake, though.
 
Superb flick. A must own by all. One of my favorites.
 
Fantastic movie.

"It's a russian."
"A russian?"
"Well to be technical he's an uzbekistan but..."
"Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing with those sneaky russians."
"What's his name?"
"Boris."
"Boris the blade? As in Boris the bulletdodger?"
*nod*
"Why do they call him the bulletdodger?"
"Because he dodges bullets Avi."
 
Snatch is a cool movie, with parkys etc :D i love parkys and gipsys :D
 
Certainly one of my favorite movies of all time, IMO it´s better that Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.
 
"Avi!"
"Shut up and sit down, you big bald ****!"

:D:D:D:D
 
I f***ing hate pikeys!

It is such a cool movie :D I love trainspotting, lock stock, snatch, layer cake, etc. They're all classics.
 
lePobz said:
I f***ing hate pikeys!

It is such a cool movie :D I love trainspotting, lock stock, snatch, layer cake, etc. They're all classics.

Haven't seen Layer Cake... how does it compare to Snatch?
 
I didn't think it was as good, but still well worth a watch.
 
Warbie said:
I didn't think it was as good, but still well worth a watch.

That's pretty much the response I've had from mates.
 
for evey action ther is a reaction. And a pikey reaction - Is quite a ****ing thing :x
 
Tight-ass Llama said:
for evey action ther is a reaction. And a pikey reaction - Is quite a ****ing thing :x

wha do i wan with a caravan with no ****ing wheeels? :afro:
 
Devvo said:
wha do i wan with a caravan with no ****ing wheeels? :afro:

"Heavy is good, heavy is relieable. If it does not work you can always hit him with it" :p
 
LOL. damn you! I'm gonna have to watch it tonight now! :p

"Course I am"
 
"Do you know they call him franky four-fingers Doug? Well because he makes stupid bets, with dangerour people, and when he doesnt pay up, they give him the CHOP DOUG, AN IM NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS ******* foreskin either!"
 
Classic Cult flick

"Hey, I thought you said he was the getaway driver. What the F*ck can he get away from ay?"

It was funny at the ending as well

Inspector- "Whats inside the car?"
Turkish- "Four seats and a steering wheel"

I thought the beginning was classy as well

Tommy- "Whats wrong with the caravan?"
**Rips caravan door off**
Turkish- "Oh nothing Tommy, its all Tip-Top, just not sure about the colour"
 
DEATH eVADER said:
Classic Cult flick

"Hey, I thought you said he was the getaway driver. What the F*ck can he get away from ay?"

It was funny at the ending as well

Inspector- "Whats inside the car?"
Turkish- "Four seats and a steering wheel"

I thought the beginning was classy as well

Tommy- "Whats wrong with the caravan?"
**Rips caravan door off**
Turkish- "Oh nothing Tommy, its all Tip-Top, just not sure about the colour"
"This, is a shotgun Sol."
"It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun Vincent!"
 
*car rears into white van*
"What the hell are you doing?"
"It was at a funny angle!"
"It's a two-ton truck, Tyrone! Not some packet of peanuts!"
 
Haha not my favorite but its pretty funny. True Romance is awsome :p
 
Snatch was good, but lockstock is the best of it's kind around IMHO
 
jondyfun said:
Snatch was good, but lockstock is the best of it's kind around IMHO

Lockstock had to have translations half-way through the movie because anybody beyond the centre of London didn't have a clue what was being said :)
 
Lock Stock is class, a much more serious film than Snatch. pitty the only other things Guy Ritchie has done is madonna dvd's :|
 
"Too tight? You could land a jumbo-f*cking-jet in there!"


"When you go in reverse, things come from behind you"
 
I would never say Lock Stock is more serious, but it does have a much more indie-film style to it.
I love them both for what they are.
 
If you liked snatch be sure to check out "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" you will like it :)

EDIT: Should've read the whole thread
 
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