Aperture cake

[pradador]

I found myself with a strange desire for cake after finishing Portal. Interestingly enough, the monitors had some cake references on them. So I took some screenshots, transcribed the data, and here's the result. Not 100% sure about the numbers so feel free to suggest changes. The cake does not have to be a lie, just gotta make it yourself.



1 (15.25 ounce) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
1 cup semi sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margerine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
2/3 cup cocoa
1 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1 1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (1 6-ounces each) cans vanilla frosting
Don't forget garnishes such as
fish-shaped crackers
fish-shaped candles
fish-shaped solid waste
fish-shaped dirt
fish-shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice (Thanks "The Nemesis")
fish-shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment-shaped sediment

 

[TwwIX]

haha,genius!
dem silly valve guys.

 

[kupocake]

I believe there are captions for cake recipe dialogue (and probably the dialogue itself) in the GCFs. Not sure i've heard it in game yet.

 

[The Nemesis]

Pull 'n' peel.

 

[TheSmJ]

One of GLaDOS's modules recites the cake recipie while you carry it around. I think it's the second to last one which does it.

 

[Ridge]

I wonder what GlaDOS' thing is with cake...its all she ever talks about...

 

[Asuka]

Detail = win!