Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

ductonius

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I think so Brain, but...

...balancing a family and a career... It's all too much for me.
...if they called them "Sad Meals" kids wouldn't buy them.
...me and Pippy Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?
...if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasles.
...if Jimmy cracks corn, and noone cares, why does he keep doing it?
...this time you wear the tu-tu.
...where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
...isn't that why they invented tube sox?
...we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
...the Rockettes? It's mostly girls, isn't it?
...do I really need two tongues?
 
best was:
"I think so brain, but if mice were ment to fly they would have been born with little bags of salted peanuts!"

:D
 
"Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?"
 
Another one of my favorites is:

Pinky: What are you doing Brain?
Brain: Reading history...have you ever read history Pinky?
Pinky: Sure, but I always forget to buff the chrome.
Brain:...... No Pinky, thats waxing the car.......
 
when i was little i used to watch it every day after school, but i haevnt seen it for years, and now the only two phrases i can remember are "today, we are going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!" and "MUHHAHAHA!"
 
"I think so Brain... But how am I supposed to memorise a whole opera in Yiddish?"
 
Lil' Timmy said:
yes.. yes! my power grows even as i type!

It is written, that on the day of reckoning we shall come to an unimaginable final battle.
 
qckbeam said:
It is written, that on the day of reckoning we shall come to an unimaginable final battle.
oh man.. that was thursday wasn't it?? ****!! i knew i was forgetting something.. oh man.. are you free for a final battle on.. let me see here.. uh.. how's next monday at noonish?
 
Lil' Timmy said:
oh man.. that was thursday wasn't it?? ****!! i knew i was forgetting something.. oh man.. are you free for a final battle on.. let me see here.. uh.. how's next monday at noonish?

Damnit Timmy, everytime it comes time for the final battle you make up some lame ass excuse.
 
uh, yeah.. forgot i had a 'thing' to do on monday.. all of monday, going to be doing a thing.. anyway, why don't you take a look at your schedule and give me some times that will be good for you. i'm going to be pretty booked-up in the near future.. let's workshop this final battle project, ok? caio!
 
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