Armed robber demands PS3, settles for Xbox 360.

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Funniest news item I've read in quite some time.

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Kotaku said:
A gun-wielding robber demanding cash and a Playstation 3 from a Blockbuster grudgingly accepted an Xbox 360 when he found out that don't carry the Sony console, the London News reports.

The hooded robber walked from the store with the 360 and a handful of games. Police arrived a good 20 minutes later
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http://kotaku.com/gaming/consoled,-get-it?/armed-man-consoled-by-360-257726.php
 
lol at the thread title "armed robber demands PS3,settles for Xbox 360."

LMAO




See? See all the trouble Sony stirs up? :p

Next thing you know, people will be putting goat heads on neighbors lawns. Who will we blame, hmmmm...
 
He settled for a 360... *chortle chortle*


Kinda like settling for the fat chick when the skinny one walks off with another guy. :E
 
Wow must be the only place in that world that doesn't have a PS3.
 
He should have demanded a PC!

Actually, it's been a good month for weird/funny robbery stories. Who knew crime could be so entertaining?
 
lol, looks like he almost scored himself an Elite from the newspaper picture.
 
thief: yo muthafocka give me da piss3!

vendor: we are out of ps3 please dont shoot!

thief: dam muthafockar yo got something to play some nice gangstat yo yo game whit ice fist xvbo in da soundtraxz?

vendor:we have 360's!

thief:........ok give me dat shet!
 
Icarusintel said:
He settled for a 360... *chortle chortle*


Kinda like settling for the fat chick when the skinny one walks off with another guy. :E
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Apparently this guy likes fat chicks better, guess they're more fun? :)
 
Cave Canem said:
Apparently this guy likes fat chicks better, guess they're more fun? :)
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Well, they give better head, sure, but beyond that it is a matter of taste. And clearly he prefered the thinner ones better, but was obviously one who wasn;t above settling.
 
Am I the only one who finds the thin/fat chick comparison a little ironic?

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Also, lol @ story.
 
I don't think there's much of a difference in terms of "fatness" (width), but the PS3 is taller :p .
 
Have you seen a PS3? It literally screams "fat bitch". I made that comparison far before this thread.
 
I have, but I can never really focus on it enough to memorise any quotes...

*flame suit*
 
Hey, whatever you do with your PS3 in the privacy of your own home is no business of mine.
 
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