Armstrong found w/ illegal substances. Tour De France title in limbo

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By JACQUES CHAQUEX, Associated Press Writer

PARIS, France - Lance Armstrong, who recently won his sixth consecutive Tour de France title, may be ripped of his most recent Tour de France title as a maid at the hotel he was staying in, found the three [*%#*%*#] substances near his suitcases.

"The maid brought this to my attention when she saw the objects in his suitcases while cleaning his room. I gave her a camera to take pictures of the objects to be used as evidence in case he had won the Tour de France," Pierre LeFeux (owner of the hotel) said.

"Some people may say we are bringing this up because the French people are supposedly jealous of the Americans. That is not the reason, we are bringing this to everyone's attention because we want justice to be served."

The substances found are illegal in France, and those in violation of the law are disqualified from winning the title.

Armstrong's manager could not be reached for comment.

The three substances found, which are illegal in France, were toothpaste, a bar of soap, and deodorant.

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

LOL! Thats great.

 

[Pitbul]

uuahhh!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG that was a good one. i was about to jump to his defense and say they were planted but that ending got me. LMAO!!!

 

[CptStern]

more french bashing from the uber-patriots :upstare:

that was just soooo lowbrow

 

[thehunter1320]

thats fake, right?

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

thats fake, right?

No, it's not fake. Toothpaste, soap and deodorant are illegal in France.

 

[CptStern]

No, it's not fake. Toothpaste, soap and deodorant are illegal in France.

in the same way that truth, justice and free thought are illegal in the US

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

in the same way that truth, justice and free thought are illegal in the US

thats right

 

[NJD2003]

I find this so funny.

 

[Foxtrot]

in the same way that truth, justice and free thought are illegal in the US

And in the same way that, happiness, fun and entertainment are illegal in Canada.

 

[Maxi]

Not funny, lame and retarded is what it is.

 

[CptStern]

And in the same way that, happiness, fun and entertainment are illegal in Canada.

I was absolutely floored by your exemplary use of wit :upstare:

/sarcasm

 

[Foxtrot]

I was absolutely floored by your exemplary use of wit :upstare:

/sarcasm

They don't have sarcasm in Canada, stop that or the thought police will get you.

 

[NJD2003]

Hey Canada is fun. We have hockey... and snow... and some polar bears. It doesn't matter anyways our beer is better than yours. So ha.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Closed.

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