assault on valve HQ

[dassbaba]

This is a post with signups/volunteering of efforts to assault the valve headquarters and kidnap the Half-Life Bible along with Gabe Newell and ransom h1m for the first copies of HL2.

PLAN A: 0K we do a zerg rush (kekekek^_^) on the front door, 4nd my hydralisks will take out teh c4meras. If any security guards have a pr0blem with that, we will bring cr0wbars and TAU guns. Then we take gabe and the HL bible. -_-


PLAN B: TAU gun our way up to the top of the valve building, and long jump our way down teh stairs. I can take the vents, but I will need a crowbar and stuff to take down any headcrabs I encounter. Then we take gabe and the HL bible. ^_^

PLAN C: Release Cher into Valve offices, and when building is evacuated lure Gabe Newell to an alley with a fruit tart. We take Gabe, and then we go back into the building and retrieve Cher and the HL bible. -_^




Does anyone else have any id3as?

:cheers:

 

[crabcakes66]

Does anyone else have any id3as?

I have an idea...lay off the CS and go outside.

 

[dassbaba]

I have an idea...lay off the CS and go outside.

sir I don't play cs. And it's raining outside.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

dont worry, I know this guy and hes clearly stoned :E , behave wont you dass

 

[Xtasy00]

terrorist much?

 

[Cunni]

I have soem ideas......

/me starts making defensive strategies for Valve

 

[A.I.]

dassbaba,

what about buffing your rifle after a long, long time again (coz it looks you haven't)?

 

[The Mullinator]

This gives me a good idea for a custom HL2 map.

dm_ValveHQ
or
inf_ValveHQ

 

[ReDGuNNeR]

Mass carriers will do the trick!

 

[PatPwnt]

why are we taking gabe again?

 

[dassbaba]

so we can ransom him for delta/zulu HL2 tests or HL2 game copies

 

[WhiteBoy]

To hold him ransom I think...

EDIT: Looks like someone got to it before me.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

dont worry, I know this guy and hes clearly stoned :E , behave wont you dass

Great more retards on the forum...... :bonce:

 

[Lobster]

I know what would be more fun.

Strip dassbaba naked and cover him in honey, then drop him into a large oil tanker full of hungry bee's and hornets.

We shall provide him with only a journal and pencil.

We will sell his writings and send the proceeds of his mindless babbling to a charity of valves choosing.

 

[The Mullinator]

I know what would be more fun.

Strip dassbaba naked and cover him in honey, then drop him into a large oil tanker full of hungry bee's and hornets.

We shall provide him with only a journal and pencil.

We will sell his writings and send the proceeds of his mindless babbling to a charity of valves choosing.

Only if your the one who strips him naked. :|

 

[Axyon]

Yeahh... this has gone far enough.