Attention Nose Pickers: Keep on Pickin

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and eat it too...

Dr. Friedrich Bischinger's argument stems from the notion that exposing the body to the dried germ corpses helps to reinforce the immune system. The good doctor feels that society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking, and encourage children to take up the habit.
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Ever watch somebody picking their nose and cringe once you realized their finger was casually heading towards their mouth?
 
Everyone eats their boogers on a daily basis, even if it's simply mucus going down your throat. That's liquid form and more disgusting when you think about it. What is it about exposing boogers to air and hardening them up that makes them so unappealing?
 
Don't pick your nose. That's how you catch the gay, you know.
 
Tyguy said:
Everyone eats their boogers on a daily basis, even if it's simply mucus going down your throat. That's liquid form and more disgusting when you think about it. What is it about exposing boogers to air and hardening them up that makes them so unappealing?
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Maybe the fact that then you can taste them? And that means people who do it like the taste of their boogers.

Also, OP's quote doesn't make sense. He says exposing your body to dry boogers is good, but that you should remove them by picking them?

EDIT: Oh, read a bit of the article. Didn't realize he actually advocated eating them. Thought that was OPs joke.
 
Vegeta897 said:
Are you serious?
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It's like getting free vaccinations to all your favorite airborn ailments!
 
It's only a matter of time before someone announces the benefits of eating your own poop, no wonder I always feel so healthy.
 
There are parasitic worms in youre poo that can bury themselves into your brain and make you lose pounds of fat.
 
I'll pick my nose, but I won't eat the results.

If you want, I can save it for you so you can eat it.
 
I've kept all my boogers over the last four years in a jar.
 
My younger brother used to do it all the time...I hadn't seen him do it for YEARS, and then, one day...when he was around 14 or 15, I saw him do it again!
 
I don't understand why anyone would be compelled to eat their boogers. Picking your nose makes sense, but eating them? I guess if they continue to do it, they must taste pretty good.

Makes me shudder. I've seen a nose hair in my booger before. God damn... just picturing it makes me want to gag.
 
I think it's an acquired taste, like beer, or paint.
 
Truth be told, I was picking my nose when I read this thread title.

Stigmata said:
I think it's an acquired taste, like beer, or paint.
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I see what you did there. How dare you.


Beer tastes better than paint if you really keep at it.
 
For years now I've been bolstering my immune system by eating my own faeces.
 
Stigmata said:
I think it's an acquired taste, like beer, or paint.
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Try spreading it on toast. I had to do this once because I lost a hand of poor man's poker, and frankly I've never looked back.
 
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