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Alarming news from the BBC:

An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".

The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.

The problem is worse in the coastal cities, where women have moved seeking better jobs and lifestyles, while many men have gone overseas.

Major cities in Australia now have concentrated groups of unattached women, along with dwindling numbers of the opposite sex.
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I know what my next holiday destination will be :naughty:
 
Are they all sexy Australian women with fantastic Australian accents?
 
I can't wait to go down under and go down. Under.

It's alright, you can boo all together, it's fine, really.
 
Shakermaker said:
Alarming news from the BBC:



I know what my next holiday destination will be :naughty:
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Oh the poor dears, they'll have to settle for being lonely cat ladies instead, god forbid the situation should be reversed.


Seriously does no-one else notice how this is news but no-one bats an eyelid that thousands upon thousands of men are doomed to die alone due to simple demographics?.


Lol.

I tried an aussie bird once during my world tour phase of relationships, wasn't the best, but wasn't the worst. :laugh:





I say we all go on vacation down under, camp out in the bush a while, eat some bush tucker if you so inclined.


I know....
 
Wasn't there some town over there that had no women? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!
 
Australia you say?

/arranges plane tickets

srs it's a god damn sausage fest out here
 
I have always liked the idea of living in Australia...
 
Australian woman:
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Well she isn't AUS but in the show they all came from AUS. Nevermind. :|

Also:
strangelove.jpg

General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
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A large majority are skanks that don't know how to conduct/dress/appropriate themselves.



In other words, you wouldn't touch 'em for the life of ya.
 
Maybe YOU wouldn't. And that's what landed Australia in this predicament in the first place!
 
Lol yeah, soz highlander! :p


She's serbian. I'm ukrainian. IMPORT ALERT! IMPORT ALERT!
 
I knew something wasn't right about them :'(

Also, there are a lot of Serbians in my general area..
 
Koola Mena said:
A large majority are skanks that don't know how to conduct/dress/appropriate themselves.



In other words, you wouldn't touch 'em for the life of ya.
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Shame, over here just attending a uni/college open day proves beyond doubt my home city is chock full of rather attractive ladehs.



In fact, I invite all Australian men to move to the UK and such, embrace yer roots in all their shapely bosomly attractive form!.

Then we can all lol at Australia, land of lonely old women, bwahahahahahahahahaha!, that'll teach that girl who dumped me at school a day after going out, and every other bint from then on who let me down. [/petty vengeance shit]
 
nurizeko said:
Shame, over here just attending a uni/college open day proves beyond doubt my home city is chock full of rather attractive ladehs.



In fact, I invite all Australian men to move to the UK and such, embrace yer roots in all their shapely bosomly attractive form!.

Then we can all lol at Australia, land of lonely old women, bwahahahahahahahahaha!, that'll teach that girl who dumped me at school a day after going out, and every other bint from then on who let me down. [/petty vengeance shit]
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This.
 
Oosutoraria huh? Hmm, if half of them look like those pics (haha), it might be worth moving there. Cuz like the end of the world animation said, if this planet ****s itself with wars, I'm going to uninvolved Australia.
 
If I'm moving anywhere for women, it's Sweden. I will not be swayed.
 
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