Australians drink cat shit coffee

Why is my cock getting hard while just READING this!??!?

NOOOOOOOEEESSSS
 
Now I'm just picturing a huge Aussie bloke hoisting his cup into the air and roaring "this coffee is total shit!" with a massive, gleeful, brown-ringed grin on his face all the while.
 
I guess Aussies are known for their shit tastes AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AHHAHAHA.
 
Now I'm just picturing a huge Aussie bloke hoisting his cup into the air and roaring "this coffee is total shit!" with a massive, gleeful, brown-ringed grin on his face all the while.

Replace cup with a cat, and the ass is facing the bloke.
 
Townsville ha Queensland doesn't count, that's all country up there.
 
If its made from cat shit...which isn't at all hard to come by, then why the hell is it so expensive?
 
If its made from cat shit...which isn't at all hard to come by, then why the hell is it so expensive?
It's not the shit, it's the beans IN their shit.



Suddenly I'm reminded very vividly of Jurrasic Park...
 
Meh if it isn't harmful to your body it doesnt matter where it came from, cept in this case it probably is...
 
This news doesn't suprise me ... I mean, it's Australia. Their beer is piss, and now their coffee is shit.
 
"People who willingly pay the $50 are uplifted by the thrill of the experience," her husband Allan Sharpe said.

Civet cats, considered a delicacy in China, are linked to the SARS respiratory virus that emerged in the south of that country in 2002 and spread globally.

Oh god I lol'd
 
*<RJMC> start looking for cats and tickets to australia*
 
LOL thought it was:

"Australians drinks cat, shits coffee" LOL
 
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